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paxis
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the point is to see if the guy answers properly, as in, if he doesn't get nervous about the name he presents himself with to the girl (it doesn't matter if it is charlie, crupster, whatever), thus DLV.
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New shit test: Say, find me a BF like that! (points at a pic of some male model)
What makes you think you could score a guy like that? You are WAY too needy. (Smile)

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This is a cool thread.

"I don't talk on the phone I only text"

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the point is to see if the guy answers properly, as in, if he doesn't get nervous about the name he presents himself with to the girl (it doesn't matter if it is charlie, crupster, whatever), thus DLV.
paxis, think about it. "Who nicknamed you Charlie?"

As it is, that looks like small talk to me.
That just doesnt look like any challenge or does it? What would you answer to that?
But if she would say something like: "Who gave you that LAME nickname?" just looks to me more like something that is expecting some kind of reaction from you.

But OK perhaps some shit tests are more subtil and depend on some sort of context?
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Well, I'd ignore it, which is what I do with every question (on attraction phase) I'm not sure it is a shit test or not, but yes, it is a contextual thing, mostly done when an AFC presents himself, I guess.

Anyway, since neither ImmortalGropher nor Captn presented a shit test, here it goes:

ST: (when telling a joke) you're a little slow, aren't you?
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Anyway, since neither ImmortalGropher nor Captn presented a shit test, here it goes:

ST: (when telling a joke) you're a little slow, aren't you?
Answer: No, your jokes suck. I ought to take that joke book away from you :)

ST: Are you a virgin?
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ST: Are you a virgin?
I am indeed saving myself for when I get married at 80.

ST: "That guy over there is kinda cute."
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ST: Are you a virgin?
I am indeed saving myself for when I get married at 80.

ST: "That guy over there is kinda cute."
lmao why dont i just go fuck him then??

ST: "do i look like a whore to you??"

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I need some more information on this. What tone is it said in?
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"do i look like a whore to you??"
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I need some more information on this. What tone is it said in?
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"do i look like a whore to you??"
angry tone

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All right, thanks.
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"do i look like a whore to you??"
"More like a school girl who behaves herself." (supplemented by putting on a subtly disappointed facial expression)

ST: "You smell like body odor." (theatrical disgust)
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Thanks, its a new scent I was trying out, its called "(insert girls name here)"


ST: "We were having a conversation here, what do you think you're doing?"

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ignore and just talk to her.

Her: I'm a virgin.
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I wanted her number in online chat....
ME: do you have a phone ?
HER: yes but i can't use it right now
ME: the number is still the same, right ?
HER: yes
ME: so does the phone you cannot use right now have a number ?
HER: -number-

some other funny ideas I could use the next time ?
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ignore and just talk to her.

Her: I'm a virgin.
I'm a Scorpio



Her: So of all the women in the club why did you go out with me?

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