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mike22
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:19 am 
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you forgot to insert new ST... I'll do it


ST: can you go get my jacket? I left it there [shows somewhere]
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PUA: Well i know about chivalry, but im my opinion if you take advantage of it your just being sexist 8)


ST: Doesn't it hurt when you sit with your legs crossed like that? (kinda like a woman wearing a dress)
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mike22
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ST: Doesn't it hurt when you sit with your legs crossed like that? (kinda like a woman wearing a dress)
PUA: believe it or not, but it's actually better for my balls to sit like this.. :P less crush :P

OR

PUA: What!!?? are you sure you're not trying to make me spread my legs!? shame on you :P




ST: isn't that shirt a bit too big fro you?
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Shit test : *she catches you looking at her breast* My eyes are up here!
PUA: It's not my fault, THEY were staring at ME first! (Immediately go into a routine about women being just a visual as men when it comes to the opposite gender, or routine about women being predators that use cleavage as bait.)

Shit test: OMG! Look at your hair and your shirt. Is it hard work to be pretty?

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Oops. Didn't see the new Shit test at the bottom. I'll answer and repost my new Shit test again:
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ST: isn't that shirt a bit too big fro you?
PUA: It is now, but when I get angry I turn green and swell up.

Shit test: (condescending voice) OMG! Look at your hair and your shirt. Is it hard work being pretty?

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Shit test: (condescending voice) OMG! Look at your hair and your shirt. Is it hard work being pretty?
PUA: you can bet it is... and I don't even get paid. :( :P


ST: you're way too old for me
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Reagen
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PUA: Don't worry, I'll adopt ya

ST: Do you really think you're funny?!
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mike22
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ST: Do you really think you're funny?!
PUA: well I thought I was being funny and cute, but I guess I was only cute :wink: (credits Jay-Wa)



ST: did you use the whole cologne bottle?
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mike22
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*bump* (it's been almost 2 weeks)
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ST: did you use the whole cologne bottle?
PUA: No. only 3/4 :wink: What, do I need more? :P




ST: do you have a girlfriend?
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Onoma
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ST: do you have a girlfriend?
Nah, we're just friends.
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mike22
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Nah, we're just friends.
you forgot to add new ST. :roll:


ST: do you like me?
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ST: do you like me?
Sure! You're like an annoying little sister that I can't stand but it's actually kind of cute :)

ST: That was not funny at all...
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rizkay
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:02 pm 
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ST: That was not funny at all...
"That's too bad cuz i find a sense of humor really sexy in a girl."

New test (which i just recently experienced in field during number close with a cocky girl named Sarah):

ST: You're telling me you don't have any other Sarahs in your phone?
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theTK
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"well I thought I was being funny and cute, but I guess I was only cute (Jay-Wa)" this 1 rly stands out :)


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ST: You're telling me you don't have any other Sarahs in your phone?
"I don't know why, but somehow most Sarahs are not particularly attractive, so i don't even bother"

ST: You should shave your chest hair!
(And don't use "Only after you shave yours!") :wink:
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Onoma
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Nah, we're just friends.
you forgot to add new ST. :roll:
Yeah, sorry... I couldn't think of any. Was my answer ok?
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