LOL fixer i didnt write that response....someone else just copied nd pasted one of my earlier replies

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it is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life

One word of advice, no matter how much you think it in your head or times you watch BackDoor Sluts 9, your first time having sex is always lame

no matter what she says after, you'll spend a while trying to get the damn thing in there, until you realise she isnt wet, then you realise "wait im supposed to kiss her and play around whilst doing this?" WHAT?

ill tell you my first time, although id never directly told my girlfriend i virgin but this was because it never really came up in conversation. a bit weird i know. I claimed to not be a virgin and wouldve told her anyway even if i wouldve felt like a loser saying so.

then we were making out one night, first time 'watching a dvd' and sleeping around mine, i spent about 3hours working up the courage to have sex, then as we were naked grinding(not having sex) i said "im a virgin".

she just laughed and said itll be alright.

ta-da! girls arent bad people, theyre caring awesome, funny humans. If youre a virgin they dont say "he has lowered attraction! does not compute. DESTROY. DESTROY."

at worst itll be cute but you'll wake up a new man, you'll walk out that door singing "I feel good" by James Brown. (you'll also finally realise why guys who get laid alot are such dicks haha)

if you lie at BEST this will happen;

you will somehow do the job and feel like a spy and wake up the next day, laid but still with that lie on your head. but most likely the girl will say "ummm this isnt working". she'll either know youve lied or a weirdo.

youve broken trust, comfort and rapport with her now.
the time to make a change is now, dont lie.

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"You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy"
-Seth (Superbad)