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Hughbie
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PUA: Omg, do you know what you and I are going to do? I'm going to wrap
you ALL up in bubble wrap...stick you in my suit case...and travel to to
New York, where I'm going to take you to Tiffany's...and Buy you ALL of this
jewelry...then...I'm going to take you arm-in-arm, and walk you down the
streets...and make ALL of the other girls jealous of you :].

HB: Omg, what the fuck was that? Is that supposed to be some kind of
pick up line?!
No it's a pickup paragraph.

ST: You're sweet (tone implying that you are in fact AFC).
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ST: You're sweet (tone implying that you are in fact AFC).[/quote]

Oh really? If you're lucky i can show you my spicy(hot) side.

ST: Do you wanna buy me a drink?

Love that shit test lol
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mike22
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ST: Do you wanna buy me a drink?
- Do you wanna vacuum my living room?



ST: why can't you just leave!?
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anw: actually given the company i'm around the thought had crossed my mind...


actually now i have got two shit tests and i cant find a damn good anwser for either of them..


Shit Tests: Your so Mean

Be Nice
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mike22
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it depens on the situation, but i'd just keep it simple
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Your so Mean
- yep.
OR
- then why are you still talking to me?

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Be Nice
- I try.



ST: stop touching me!
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ST: stop touching me!
(with shocked look on my face) YOU are touching ME girl.

And my favourite shittest I ever got live: You act very feminine, my gay friends would love you!
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ST: stop touching me!
(with shocked look on my face) YOU are touching ME girl.

And my favourite shittest I ever got live: You act very feminine, my gay friends would love you!
you:i know they would. and if i weren't gay, you would be so mine.

she is now disarmed.

Shit test: what are you doing? why are you doing this? (when attempting kino)
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You are right, we SHOULDN´T be doing this (giving her a command) and continue with the kino. We shouldn´t be kissing, caressing, etc. (R.Jeffries embeded commands).

Another shit test... Why don´t you make that test (the cube, the forest, the five questions or another test) to my friends?
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tiemnao
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You are right, we SHOULDN´T be doing this (giving her a command) and continue with the kino. We shouldn´t be kissing, caressing, etc. (R.Jeffries embeded commands).

Another shit test... Why don´t you make that test (the cube, the forest, the five questions or another test) to my friends?
The first test is a free demonstration, the second test costs one drink.

ST (said by HB8 not too seriously): I don't believe in sex before marriage.
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ST (said by HB8 not too seriously): I don't believe in sex before marriage.
Answer: I dont believe in flying cows

ST: You´ve been looking me all night, havent ya?
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ST: You´ve been looking me all night, havent ya?
I think the proper answer is "You're right, <negging her about her looks>", hopefully there's something easily neggable about it.

If she's wearing something unusual: You're right, and I cannot think how did you get the bouncer to let you in wearing that.

Or if you cannot think of anything use the generic: You're right, I cannot get it off my mind how similar you look to my little sis, you even dress the same way.

ST: You're a player!
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mike22
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ST: You're a player!
answer: yea I'm a center in my hockey club



ST: does that really work on someone? (after some line you used)
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tiemnao
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ST: does that really work on someone? (after some line you used)
It's based on relating with girl's emotions, so it only works with sensitive girls. Didn't work on you much?

(I got this one once, I think that was a ST not a genuine request for information, I was talking about connection and love and stuff like that)
ST: So why aren't you with your last girlfriend any more?
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ST: So why aren't you with your last girlfriend any more?
answer1: who says I'm not? :lol:
answer2: I changed her for younger girl :P
answer3: we realized we didn't have a deep connection after all, but we're still friends



ST: why aren't you drinking?
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tiemnao
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ST: why aren't you drinking?
I'm too easy after a few drinks, and girls take advantage of me. You weren't trying to get me into anything kinky, are you?

(assuming you're spending all your time on the internets so no true DHV stories available) ST: So what do you do in your free time?
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