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Blingy
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:35 pm 
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"There´s still space on my laps."

(My first post here.)

Shit Test: You are not a good dancer.
Answer: I bet your a lowsy kisser

ST: I dont think I want to wake up next to you in the morning...
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Loxi
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Answer: I bet your a lowsy kisser

ST: I dont think I want to wake up next to you in the morning...
Answer: And what gave you the impression that I would even take you home?

ST: Your look like you don't belong here!
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sharps
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ST... You Look like you Dont Belong Here

ANS: I dont, Im playing a huge game of hide and seek and Ive checked everywhere else.

or

Im only here because my planet is being re-decoreted

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Im only here because the women are as cheap as the drinks..... Do you come Here often?



Shit Test: Do you realise that your outfit doesnt match?

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Sheer Con
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Answer: Do I look like the kind of guy who would care?

ST: did u just touch my boob?
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mike22
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ST: did u just touch my boob?
Answer: Yep. 8)



ST: are you hitting on me?
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Sun of Nothing
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Answer: Why? Do you want me to start hitting on you?

ST: Are you like this to every girl you meet?
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bani
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ST: Are you like this to every girl you meet?
Answer: Only for special ones like you.

ST: You are a joke.
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puajourney
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REPLY TO "YOU ARE A JOKE"

ME: I KNOW I'M AWESOME AT MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH.
(THIS WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF)

OR YOU CAN BE LIKE HUH, A JOKE? YOU MEAN LIKE THE GUY FROM SPAM? DIDNT HE KILL HIMSELF.
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puajourney
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ST: I DON'T LIKE PUA'S
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bani
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ST: I DON'T LIKE PUA'S
Ans: Why you are still talking with me then?

NOT AN ACTUAL ST: "I dont get you" (when you tell her something, what do you say?)
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tweeby
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>NOT AN ACTUAL ST: "I dont get you" (when you tell her something, what do you say?)

Of course you do, you just gotta use this more often (prod the top of her head near her brain).

This achieves two things: playfully she assumes the role of a little sister + kino.

ST: You you love me?

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bani
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ST: You you love me?
Answer: What makes you think that I would love YOU?

ST: I hate you.
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Anwser: You're not the only one./Then why are you still talking to me?
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mike22
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Anwser: You're not the only one./Then why are you still talking to me?
you forgot he next ST.


ST: what do you think you're doing? (when you are touching her ass)
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bani
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ST: what do you think you're doing? (when you are touching her ass)
Answer: Doing the thing you obviously want me to do.

Not an actual ST: You are doing some kino thing with chick, but her jealous or otherwise dumb friend comes to say her "Come on lets go to dance" or "Lets go ´somewhere´"
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