u: i was gay until i met this person.. this person changes everything in 2 seconds..
she: who?
u: you

New shit test:
im pregnant.. would u be the dad?

Haha, if that was a true statement by her, I would think twice about gaming her.

Answer: hmmmmmmm.....H..o..w.. b..o..u..t YOU be the dad. I'll be the step-god-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Shit Test: (i've gotten this one before, haha)
You know who you remind me of?....Mr. Bean!

(Lol they said that, mr. Bean! Harsh)

Reply: and you remind me of a moose

(or scribble out moose and replace with some it with some fucked up character, i just could'nt think of one good enough, now you know what to tell um)

Shit test: why do you always act like such an idiot?

ANSWER: thanks *walk off and open a new set*

Shit test: get the fuck out of here, we are having an important conversation

[quote="Dodger"]shit test: you remind me of this other cute guy

i said "well why dont u go flirt with that guy" but it came off a little harsh[/quote]

this is what I THINK i would say...

"well, you remind me of this other cute girl. Gah, i hope she never finds you jocking (stealing) her look!" *laugh/smile*

forgot to add one

Shit test: You're a d-bag!

Shit test: You're a d-bag!

Me: (Said seriously) I might be a douchebag but at least I know for a fact that I am better than everybody else. **Give a knowing smile**

Shit Test: Do you take steroids?

if you can pull it off maybe " No, it would make my boyfriend jealous"

with a cheeky smile

*motion with your arms for her to do a twirl*

After she has:
No, but the colour doesn't really suit your hair/skin/lipstick/earrings, is it new?
(or something similar)

BTW, feedback please!!! I'm still learning how to deal with shit tests, my natural inclination is to either outright agree or outright disagree, which doesn't work all that well.

P

I got shittested and I failed it..

The shittest was "Are you giving me attitude?"

This happened after the 2 girls hugged with their backs turned to me in a club.

I answeared "Yes" after I was told "to go back and talk to my friends"

I just wanted to know what a pro would do in this situation?

HB: Are you giving me attitude?
PUA: What can I say...I'm a generous guy. Would you prefer if I charged you in the future?

I remember this one chick gave me a shit test a while back, and I wasn't
quick enough to think of a witty reply (This was in my HARSH AFC days).

I used a canned line on her to pump up her buying temperature, here's how
it went:

PUA: Omg, do you know what you and I are going to do? I'm going to wrap
you ALL up in bubble wrap...stick you in my suit case...and travel to to
New York, where I'm going to take you to Tiffany's...and Buy you ALL of this
jewelry...then...I'm going to take you arm-in-arm, and walk you down the
streets...and make ALL of the other girls jealous of you :].

HB: Omg, what the fuck was that? Is that supposed to be some kind of
pick up line?!

Okay, so let me give you some background on that line. This is a line that
Lovedrop taught, and it's supposed to make her giggle and laugh. I was
having SOLID ASS GAME up until I brought that up, and I had NO idea
what to say.

NOW, I know EXACTLY how to respond to that shit test...but before I tell
you what the best way is to respond to it, I want to see what everyone
else would say on how to respond.

Somebody respond to this...

Well I don't take others routines.. at the most i might barrow some of the material and re-write it to fit me..


but I think i would go with deny till you die mentality

answer: What the hell is a Pickup artist?

new shit test: your red hair makes you look like carrot top or sean white

Brodel, c'mon, that answer could not have been more AFC.