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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:55 pm 
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New Shit Test:

I am a great kisser.

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Eh, I've kissed a lot of girls and most of them say that.

New shit test:
I have such a nice ass, you just love it; every aspect of me, HUH?

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my arent we cocky ... thats just silly im a chest guy.

"you look like you want to buy me a drink"
crap realized this was used so...
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"you know you love me, im hot"


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Shit Test:

"You disappoint me more and more each day."


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That's why we should be seing each other at night


Shit Test: *Starts playing/texting with her mobile, ignoring you*


ps. Hello every1 nice thread thanx 4 the tips so far.


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Shit Test: *Starts playing/texting with her mobile, ignoring you*
Oh yeh its... 07757****** :lol:


New shit test: why are you still talking to me


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as a matter of fact, I was actually talking to her (point behind her - or in a direction where no-one is).

When she turns to look, and is like WTF? who, no one is there? You can say like

"oh that silly girl; she always likes to play hide and seek." or something fun like that. maybe make up some imaginary friend. work with it.


new shit test: why would you ask something like that?

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new shit test: why would you ask something like that?
I think you need to explain better, i would need to know what it was in reference to what i said... but you'd have to DHV and get out of her hoop with your own.


Shit test: that sounds familiar, have you ever read the book the game?


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Shit test: that sounds familiar, have you ever read the book the game?
:? (one eyebrow confused )
oi I'm in a club not a library. :P :roll:


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(in my mind i'll replace the "game" with the "hobbit" or something)
No, my mate read that one I think, great long book aint it, That kind of stuff bores me. I'm not into fiction or non-fiction or whatever that is

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oh what the 50cent one? no I don't really read. didn't they make a Ps2 game for that aswell? *subject changes*


Shit test: treat em mean keep em keen is it?


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Shit test: that sounds familiar, have you ever read the book the game?
:? (one eyebrow confused )
oi I'm in a club not a library. :P :roll:


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(in my mind i'll replace the "game" with the "hobbit" or something)
No, my mate read that one I think, great long book aint it, That kind of stuff bores me. I'm not into fiction or non-fiction or whatever that is

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oh what the 50cent one? no I don't really read. didn't they make a Ps2 game for that aswell? *subject changes*


Shit test: treat em mean keep em keen is it?
I would be like "Yea I read that one...about Texas Hold'em right? Back about two years ago when that whole card scene was the new fad I kind of fell into it. Not my fault though - when your friends are all taking an interest in something, it just kind of happens." and then roll right into a DHV about how it was a girl at the time who made you or something.


your shit test: treat em mean keep em keen is it?

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Shit Test: She says shee is going to buy you a beer then hands you 3 dollars.


Just a guess, but I'd try this: Put my hand on her back, push her towards the bar and say "Thanks! Heinekin please".

Shit Test: (I've heard this before from some of the shirts I wear). I don't like your shirt/ That's a terrible shirt.


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Shit Test: (I've heard this before from some of the shirts I wear). I don't like your shirt/ That's a terrible shirt.

too bad you will not need to look at it much longer


Shit test: You look like 15 year old brother


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Shit test: You look like 15 year old brother
what is it with younger guys that attracts you?


Shit test: oh, treat em mean, keep em keen is it :P ?


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Shit test: oh, treat em mean, keep em keen is it :P ?
maybe this is some diction that i don't know, but what does that mean at all??


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Shit test: oh, treat em mean, keep em keen is it :P ?
answer: im not being mean ur obviously just keen.
(not so good cuz ive never heard this before)

shit test: u just wanna fuck me dont you?


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