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are you asking her if she is proud of that? how does that fit....(just asking)
I'm turning it around to make it seem like she spends no time on her hair.......ok if you like it better this way"some of us care about our appearance" but i personally like the first better

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new shit test:
you're obnoxious (just got this one ten minutes ago)

I said :

funny because calling someone obnoxious is ironically obnoxious........I cant believe ur such a bitch(make such ur laughing and she can tell or ull get pwned) (big smile)(though even this may be over the top its the first thing that came to my head)


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you're right. no one forced me. ********************silence.
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unfortunately this place is pretty dead and u seem like the most interesting person here so(cont.)

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Shit test: Are you always this cocky?
Some call it cocky, I like to call it confidence.
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Well sometimes, it all depends on the lunar position.


shit test: what do you want from me?
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Shit test: Are you always this cocky?
Some call it cocky, I like to call it confidence.
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Well sometimes, it all depends on the lunar position.


shit test: what do you want from me?

I don't know...I heard women had all sorts of goodies in their purses?

shit test:
You look like a virgin

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Shit test: Are you always this cocky?
Some call it cocky, I like to call it confidence.
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Well sometimes, it all depends on the lunar position.


shit test: what do you want from me?

I don't know...I heard women had all sorts of goodies in their purses?

shit test:
You look like a virgin
Wanna help me out....

Shit test: Call you tomorrow and you better have time.
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A answer like that might be cute, but it won't lead to anything....and I could see her as taking it to imply your sole intention is just to have sex.

Shit test:
I'll call you tomorrow and you better have time

I can't promise you my time, but whenever we are on the phone, you'll have my ears (if in person: and my mind *wink*)


New Shit test:
Arn't you a little too old to be wearing braces?
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Whats with the braces?

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A answer like that might be cute, but it won't lead to anything....and I could see her as taking it to imply your sole intention is just to have sex.

Shit test:
I'll call you tomorrow and you better have time

I can't promise you my time, but whenever we are on the phone, you'll have my ears (if in person: and my mind *wink*)


New Shit test:
Arn't you a little too old to be wearing braces?
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Whats with the braces?
Have to keep these tigers in a cage so they don't hurt anyone.

P.S. I don't usually use mine on chicks ;0) We're batting for different teams luv. That's me in the pic. Also, just used yours in a text back. Sorry for the plagiarism.

New Shit Test: Think I'm too much for you to handle.
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Think I'm too much for you to handle.
answer, pfff, i eat girls like you for breakfast

got that from mystery


new shit test

you are so boring.


possible answer? yeah but your drawn to me, so i cant seem to win for losing.

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Think I'm too much for you to handle.
new shit test

you are so boring.
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Then don't touch your hair/look at me/smile at me like that, or I might think you're lying with your words ;)

New test:
Oh, so you're doing that degree/course/class, that sounds really boring.
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New test:
Oh, so you're doing that degree/course/class, that sounds really boring.

Answer: No it doesnt, your just attracted to me, eitherwise you wouldn't have brought it up. (Then calibrate) Too bad your not into "degree/course/class" or you so would've been my type.

New Test:
I think im a lesbian.

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Oh, so you're doing that degree/course/class, that sounds really boring.

Answer: No it doesnt, your just attracted to me, eitherwise you wouldn't have brought it up. (Then calibrate) Too bad your not into "degree/course/class" or you so would've been my type.

New Test:
I think im a lesbian.
answer: i can turn you into straight.

new shit test: (after a failed set) i like your approach, now i'd like to see your departure.
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You just want to see my fine ass...well we just met, so you don't get that privilege just yet.

new shit test:
You know the annoying guys usually go out to the floor and grind women.

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Who are you to tell me what to do?
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Who are you to tell me what to do?
who are you to question my behaviour? :P


New shit test: why are you talking to me?
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hope this thread is not dead yet....

HB: "you're just a player" (after she s seen you open multiple sets)

the answer i just thought of (not field tested yet): "No, I'm an entertainer!" and then tease her that you "might" entertain her for a little bit if she deserves it/behaves

do you guys think this would work?

I actually had this one happen and I used a comeback I found on the forum somewhere. Here's my response:

HB: "You're just a player."
PUA: "Nah, I'm not a player. I'm a mothafuckin pimp!"

Worked well for me. Shalom.

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