first off... you two definitely need to tone it down or we're going to have another lesbian story on our hands here....


To answer your question shaun, it's one thing to be cocky and funny and a totally different thing to be a pretentious asshole. to tone it down, be a little more friendly, stop trying so hard, and stop caring.. you're trying to hard to show a lack of interest that it seems like you're better than them. In fact, you're trying so hard that it's quite obvious you're trying to pick them up.. once you find a good medium you'll be rockin it again.. good luck

as for the cock thing.. like the doc.. i usually get the following

HB: you're such an ass, sometimes i think you want to get slapped
ME: sometimes i think you're right OR nah, you'd like that too much
HB: slaps me and then jumps me... always fun