Answer: Oh thanks for the tip...I've been talking to you for 5 mins and that will be 20$ and put out your hand and smile.

If i'm in the club and I really hate to drink and she asks why i'm not drinking? what do i say?

Shit Test: Why aren't U drinking? Don't be a pussy!

Answer: (this is my attempt, but I know there is much better) I don't need to use alcohol as crutch so I can have fun, I always have a great time no matter what I'm doing. (the key is in the words "crutch" and "always" so that it negs her for drinking and makes you sound like someone to always want to be around because you're always having no matter what)

Shit Test: What rating what you give me and my friend here on a scale from 1-10? (I had a couple of girls ask me this a few weeks ago and I'll tell you what I said after someone responds to this, as I thought it was a good reply)

ehh.. (disgusted look on my face).. well, you two look OK but since you don't seem to have a sense of humor i'm leaning towards maybe a.....

Shit test: What's with that shirt? you look like you just left the Barbara Streisand concert?

Wow...I just can't imagine a girl telling me (any guy really) that I look like I came from a Barbra Streissand concert, so I don't have any sort of reply to that, sorry.

As for my response to my previous shit test.

HB: "So what would you rate me and my friend?"
Me: "Hmmm..." *Look at her in the eye and then slowly eye her up and down, then same to her friend. Then I respond to the target, who asked the question in this case, but if not, then you still give the lower value to the target as a neg* "I'd give you about....a 7...MAAAYbe 7.5. Her, I'd give a 9." I take my time giving the target her rating and give her rating first if it is a 2 set, or 2nd to last if it is any greater than a 2 set. Then when I give the other ratings I give them as if they are just obvious, easy answers. This also allows me to open her up at any time I choose later by just walking up and giving her a bit of FRIENDLY (not sexual) kino and say, "How's my favorite 7 doing? "

ans: I was, and im going to a cher concert tomorow, then ill see some spears after that. That new hair...FABULOUS! [gay voice].


Shit test: She orders drinks for you two, then tells you she doesnt have enough money to pay and that you should pay. Remember the barman is right there.

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Shit test: So, did a donkey teach you how to dance or are you just a bit goofy?

no it is definitely a donkey, i lived in western egypt for 574 days and i learned everything from them(sarcastic and funny)

shit test: i'm bored

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What I say when I see her is what I'll say.

That's a very bad answer and is gonna get you walked out on, or kicked in the balls for how crude it is (unless you have a TON of comfort and attraction built, in which case, you might get away with it, but I would be cautious with stuff like that unless you have established that sort of conversation already).

Again, that is more of an insult than a shit test, although it does pass the definition. I'm going to give the definition of a shit test so that we don't get any more of these. Shit tests tend to be a female sort of neg that doesn't insult you very much, but the desired response they are looking for is to get you to TRY to DHV to them, but failing responses are ones that actually DLV yourself.

Shit Test: When a chick does or says something which is meant to judge the reaction or response from a male, whether the test is done consciously or unconsciously.

This is a definition taken from http://www.fastseduction.com/acronyms.shtml which has a great long list of almost every acronym and terms that you will encounter as a PUA or RAFC.

So, did a donkey teach you how to dance or are you just a bit goofy?

How'd you know? and it's called interspecies erotica by the way and yes, kelly can be a guys name too (in a gay voice)



i had to respond to this one... hurray for clerks II (i'm watching it right now)

Ans: I would like to say... : I would look toward the bartender and say "So, a woman walks into a bar. Walks up to a bartender and orders two Rum and cokes. THen... she takes em and goes up to this rediculously attractive man, we will say You (point at the bartender) and says "Here is your drink. I don't have enough money for the drinks I ordered, you should pay for them" What would YOU do?"


I think that would work but I dunno. And someone ran off with the shit tests so I am not going to make one to keep it just one thread.

EvoJ

P.S. I would love to know what you would say Chik

I'd really like to hear more answers to this one.
Just let me make sure I have this right: if you answer a shit test seriously, you fail, right? You have to give a ludicrous answer, E.g., "What do you do?" "I'm a disposable lighter repairman."

My response was "Bull shit girl. When I bought you a drink I actually bought it and brought it to you. Now you go buy me a beer and bring it to me!" She did.

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Hey guys, what if a girl asks:


"Do you have a girlfriend?"



Like, let's say you do or you do not. Do you say you have one so that you don't DLV yourself or would that keep a girl away?


Or say something instead like "Yeah I have plenty--you're one of them".

I do not have A girlfriend, I'm too much for 1 girl to handle.

I've examined my past relationships (AFC times) And whenever I was in a club with a girl she would at one time bring up a line like ''I want to get drunk But I'm never able to, I hope it works this time'' (TRANSLATED FROM DUTCH)
I was getting the impression that this is a test so...

This is what I like to call "drink whoring". Basically its a shit test but at the same time it is her saying to you "you should buy me drinks and get me drunk". It works really well on AFCs because you go "SWEET! She wants me to get her pissed and fuck!" But alas it is just a trick 90% of the time.