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How about, you are in a videogame store, and you see a nerd-girl, and you want to have anal sex with right there. Watcha do?
this is what you do
you walk up next to her with your should to her and you look over your shoulder and in your Chuck Norris deep voice say..."do you want to come to my castle and put on a Zelda outfit while I penetrate you with my Master Sword"
at this time. shes gonna be in shock and awe because nerds fantasize about, Guitar hero and Zelda. shes gonna be as wet as Niagra Falls at this point that shes is gonna chcuk her chia pet at you as a LMR. when she does this you grab your shield and deflet it because it was a shit test and this makes you pass it( ALWAYS carry a shield when picking up Nerds). after you pick her up from her legs and back and hold her in your arms and take her to do whatever you think you can do.
hope this helps.
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