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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:34 am 
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I have been known to get a hooker. I don't let her finish me off though. I just have her stimulate me for a few hours. After that she releases me into the wild ready to capture some prey.


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Wow I have noticed som guys really overthink masturbation.

Really, are we having a conversation about how to regain your manhood after jerking off?
After sex I have a look at J-Lo from her premium years (or any other hottie) and I'm revived in 30 minutes.

Seriously.. I'm sorry I'm having a hard time grasping this, but do you guys plan what you eat just to feel manly enough to pick up girls?

Wow!

Ok if that is the problem I'll give some advice, buy a muscle car (like a black 1972 chevy nova), get a big dog, it the gym (lift heavy), listen to some hard core metal music, eat raw eggs and live chickens, bite the head off a bat, ... oh and whatch roger federer apparently!

Pick up isn't about your testosterone levels it's about what's in your brain!

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Well said Slywalker.


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what about the fact that if your so fucking horny from not wanking that it makes you desperate and girls can sense that? Does anyone think this is valid? I worry about it sometimes
this is what i think as well


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i masturbate to last longer in bed.


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Really wanna know how to stop masturbation?
Wear these, backwards, on both hands.
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Really wanna know how to stop masturbation?
Wear these, backwards, on both hands.
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