If you go to the bathroom after she does, chances are it'll smell nasty too. If you see her without her makeup, chances are she looks NOTHING like she does with. Actually there's a lot of insecurity with women not having makeup on as they look so diff often times. But with us guys it's what you see is what you get. Imagine some of the pressure they face in worrying if he'll still be attracted to her the next morning when all that shit has ran off her face. Don't treat women like demi gods, they're just like you and I, they are vulnerable creatures too.

Don't worry about the stupid shit you said, laugh it off, we've all been there.

Thanks for all your answers. Agreed, I came across as desperate, I was thinking how good it would to bang a hot 20 year old Polish girl the same evening we met whilst not even drinking. All these thoughts going through my head made me too keen.

Also, that kissing line of mine was awful in hindsight. Lesson learned for next time!