For instance, inside a public transport, I opened this girl yesterday with a situational opener on her jeans which has so many holes in it. This is the current fashion trend at my place.
PUA: "How many booster shots did you get for rabies?"
Girl: "Huh."
PUA: (Points to her jeans with many holes.) "Was it a Shitzu puppy, or Spitz, or Pomeranian that ruined those?" (Eye fuck starts.)
Girl: (Giggles.) "No. We don't have a dog." (She eye fucks me back.)
PUA: "Ah. So it was a cat then. So was it a Persian cat or a Pusakal?"
Girl: (Laughing.) We have a Siamese cat. A relative gave it to us. (Her eyes twinkled. She's a cat lover.)
PUA: "I presume your cat has a different meow than the local cats. Do you speak to her in Thai when you feed her?"
Girl: (Laughing out loud uncontrollably.) "My cat is a HE."
PUA: "Oh. He has a big penis then because your cat is imported. Is he hung like a horse?"
Girl: (Hits my arm and looks at my cock area.) "You're so funny. I'll disembark at the corner. My name is xxxx. Here's my number. What's your name?"
PUA: "Hellhound. Pleased to meet you. Let's see each other sometime." (Shakes her hand.)
Girl: "Okay." (Winks.) "You're handsome."
PUA: "I know. See yah."
