HAHAHAHA great thread! I busted out laughing...

Nothing to contribute yet but guys, don't be ashamed of any of those, badge of courage/honor/something to tell your son if you ever have one! hahaha

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About 5 years ago I was having a massive drought and was uber-desperate. Met this girl who was probably a HB2 and long story short, I fucked her.

never never never again

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It came to me in a drreeeaaammmm

I've made out with soooo many absolute munters in clubs while winging my mates. We realised that if you make out with the ugly one first the hot one thinks her poor unfortunate friend won't be left alone and makes out with your mate much easier. At which point you can excuse yourself for the bathroom and never return!

I've also once fucked a girl I REALLY regret getting with but only once thank fuck. I'd been up for 2 and a half days straight (hihi Insomnia) and had been drinking heavily and already knew she really had the hots for me beforehand. I must have just figured it'd be easy as sin to do it and it just kinda happened. I literally have no idea on the details to this story simply because (thank fuck) I remember almost none of it!

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Can you feel my dick.. Fucking your mind..?

I've once had a really scary club encounter. I was chilling in some seat as a saw a blackhaired women (of whom I thought was quite goodlooking) so I waved at her say from 10 metres or so. She signals I should come sit next to her on some sort of large sofa. As did I. Everything going well and fine and if I wanted I could have kissed her within seconds but I held back. Played it cool.
Then her friends starts taking picturs (with flash) of us two. Man wtf, that woman was really mediocre. I was totally baffled - didn't show on the exterior though. Looked thoroughly at her for like at least three times or so. She still looked pretty damn hot. Since then I always count minus two when I see a girl in a club.
She sent me a text the day after "remember me?" I kind of ignored after two texts back and forth. Much more carefull now.

some of you guys mension HB 1 and HB2 ..

i cannot imagine how those girl must have looked like...do they even exist ?

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What also can happen, is that someone has a really bad reputation, and everybody knows it. Except your friendXD listen close:

I work parttime in a bar to fund my college life. It Pays good, and the weird thing is: my game is not suffering from my saturday night less life:P I don't kiss-close, I sell-close. Just playing girls into buying me a drinkXD (the boss loves it).

Anyways. When people get drunk, they need to get home. So we have a 'lady' that gives cab rides. Only thing is, she looks like a dude, and the cab ride is free when she can give you a blowjob or a fucking. 10 rides on one evening, no money to pay her drinks, you do the math. Guess the industrial strength beer goggles of sephy are on sale, cause you need to be drunk as fuck to let that hog mount you.

I guess I have painted the picture vividly enough for you guys to estimate her reputation. So here comes my friend along during carnival, wasted as he should be. We went to a bar together and I lost him. I was too busy kissing some hot chick dressed as a flight attendant *drool* and hitting on my foster-sister (kinda sick) but hey, no gene relation aight:D back to the story: the next day, whilst recovering from our near-death alcohol poisoning, we started sharing our reports. He said that he kissed some tight looking cougar.

We all know where this is going, but the most fun part comes now: A couple of months later, we were sitting all at the bar. I saw that the cab driver was looking at my friend all the time, he did too, but by then he knew her reputation. The dumbass started talking about that hot chick he kissed during carnaval a while back. The cab driver saw her chance and said out loud that she was that hot chick he kissed. I think he almost fainted, he honestly did not remember it. His reputation? gone. Her reputation? Still gone. Profit? nothing for him, an epic story to tell you guys for me:D


Rings a bell Da PUA? XD