Alright, here's what I came up with: AMOGs are like big bugs in your bedroom when you wanna sleep. You just wanna relax and get cozy with the pillow, but you're scared of this bug that you think will attack you. The more confidence they have, the bigger the bug and the greater anxiety you're going to feel. But what's a bug gonna honestly do to you? West Nile at the worst and that's generally a lucky shot. Assert yourself and get all up on that pillow, it can't stop you.

But please don't run around attacking bugs to avoid the issue because, as it turns out, some of the really big bugs aren't dangerous to you at all and are really quite friendly. So don't be a dick. And once you recognize that, and can handle your bugs, then you can deal with AMOGs up on your shit.

I won't comment on my sobriety at this time.

What about them goddamn mosquitoes

Hahaha you tell me, I've got a pillow so I'm not worried about em.