Hey,
So some shit tests I have not developed a good response to. Something that would not be offending but
rather DHVing.

1. You are too thin
2. You are short
3. I think you are player
4. You don't drink too much, do you?
5. You just wanna get in my pants.
6. Why do you like me/ spending time with me?

Any suggestions?

Thanks

I'll give it a go.

1. Thanks, it's the result of my lean muscle diet I learned from a friend. She's a kickboxer.
2. Yep, so was my father. My mother absolutely adored him. ((Gonna be honest, idk i'm not short))
3. You think, huh? What's wrong with a guy enjoying good conversation? ;D
4. I don't need a crutch like alcohol to have a good time, I have fun always (Credit RyeLee)
5. Woah girl, who said I was that easy? Buy me a drink first at least before you start hitting on me!
6. I don't know yet, I'm waiting on you to show me!

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Two words: Carpe Diem

More suggestions

1. You are too thin --> and you are too blond but I'll still give you a chance...
2. You are short --> yeah I know but fortunately only on Fridays...
3. I think you are player ---> is it because I'm black ? (credit to ali g)
4. You don't drink too much, do you? ---> no because otherwise girls like you will try to use that in order to get into my pants.
5. You just wanna get in my pants. ---> not only in your pants, but that is not the topic yet, is it ?
6. Why do you like me/ spending time with me? ---> what can I say Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, even the nicest flower needs some shit to grow, who actually cares about the reasons?

I'm gonna try my hardest to come up with the wittiest responses here guys :
1. OK
2. OK
3. OK
4. OK
5. OK
6. you're cute.