Here's the thing, I've decided to give sarging a solid HB9 on facebook a go.
We have a few friends in common and that, it's going well, in terms of me opening her with a canned opener.
ME:
"After you came at me with that witty comment, you sparked a debate as to whether you are a lesbian or not. I've got 5 pounds on you being as straight as an arrow, my friend on the other hand, well, complete opposite
Make me five pounds richer and I'll give you the freddo bar."
HER:
Hmm, I'm Catholic. I'm allergic to gay, I'll take that freddo bar though..
ME:
Catholic? So if I'm going out with a girl and she kisses another girl, is that cheating or just a bit of fun?
HER:
I don't care?
But no, it's just fun.
This convo is a massive mindfuck. Lesbians and freddo bars. Like a Willy Wonka porn shop
Thing is, she responds to NEGS only slightly, in an extremely unbothered way.
A large part of the conversation revolved around innuendo around 'cock' and its true meaning of turkey, Her other responses come but not with interest like other girls I've used a few lines on in a similar fashion.
HER
ok where do you go out, because if youhearthese chat up lines quite a lot i would be worried about the people you are mixing with.
ME
whoahh, is this an interview? all these questions
HER
yes.
ME
You're so forward, lets just take it slow
HER
okay
ME
got a bit of semen in your other eye?
HER
sperm spectacles
ME
haha, if I wasn't gay, you'd be mine.
HER
do i get a say?
ME
depends
HER
on?
ME
if you're game for cock
HER
hahaa, by that do you mean would i like to shoot some game bird?
This shit continues and its like a circle round and around, I'm new to handling these sort of girls, I've been probing for any insecurity that I can get at, but I've got nothing.
ME
another picture?
HER
i like to look my best
ME
hmm, you need to get your teeth whitened judging by that one
HER
you make a fair point about my teeth.
NOT i've had them done already, i'm so cher lloyd
So, to the more experienced out there, regardless of if its face to face or on a call, how do you deal with
the more intelligent and aware girls?[/u]
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