ok so i havent tried this out yet but i played in my head and i thought i would post it and see what u guys think. i would use this on hired guns at the mall when they greet you i think part of it was from somebody elses idea but i added a little extra in there well anyways here it goes......

hb; hi welcome to blank

me; wow that wasnt very enthusiastic i already lost interest in buying anything in this store (playfully)

hb; laugh

me; ok lets try this again im a walk out of the store and come back now i need you to smile big and greet me like you know me (walk back in keep eye contact the whole time)

hb;hi welcome to blank ( with a big ol grin)

me; now thats more like it lol.... (then i throw in a neg) aww how cute ur nose wiggles when u laugh....

her: laugh or say omg really??

me; yup u know what im a call you wiggles.... so tell me wiggles do u have any sales im ready to shop....

hb; yeah umm we have blahhh (she should feel comfortable to take me and show me around the store)

me; find random shirt (place it on me) and ask what do u think is this a good choice

hb; yes

me; (smirk) ur a bad liar wiggles (deep calm cocky voice tone)

hb; what do you mean? i was being honest

me; no you werent i could tell u was lying

hb; ok how can u tell?

me; u had to think about it usually people who dont lie answer right away

hb; nope i was being honest

me; i think ur a good liar but i think we should find out..lets play a game

hb; umm....ok

me; im gonna ask u 5 questions and just answer
ok question 1. what day is today ?
2 what store are we in ?
3 are you nervous ?
4 do u think im cute ?
5 do you want to see me again?

if she answers the last 3 no then tell her ur bad liar ( smiling)

hb; why do u think that ?

me; because u didnt aswer right away then number close

if she says yeah to last 3 then say i guess i was wrong then number close

like i said before i havent field tested it yet but give me ur input good or bad and any ideas of how i could make it better im gonna try it out this weekend if you beat me to it let me know ur results