This actually happened to me last week
so i was downtown in philadelphia, and when i was about to go down to the train, i passed a big group of people, i was thinking they were just friends chilling outside. when i passed them all of a sudden a felt someone hit me in the back of my head. my shades fell off and the first thought i thought of was "who the fuck is gonna get fucked up today" cuz i know MMA. so i looked back and this tall guy was standing wanting to fight me and i was like yeah i can take him then 2 other guys came out of no where and stood in front of him and i was like oh hell no i can't take on three.
so all of a sudden a cop pulled over and said i saw everything and started chasing the guy who hit me. i saw that and i started running with the cop to catch the guy. then after 6 blocks of me and the cop chasing him there was a squad of 3 cop cars waiting for him at the ennd of the road, and 2 cops chased him and tackled him to the floor to the point where they almost broke his leg. this was a big scene all because he was trying to fuck with me.
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i need to DHV this story cuz is real but i want to use it cuz its pretty cool

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yeah dudes am here to learn the pick up game and to get better everyday

Not sure if you could use this or not, as a DHV story it would be very application specific like sarging at a UFC match (girls who like wrestling/physical contact sports) it might make you come off as liking to fight

are you kidding? that's a great DHV...
with some tweaking you can turn it into and awesome one.

A: the person that got hit was your little brother/nephew/random kid (healthy emotional programming)
B: the cop that saw was a friend (social alignment)
C: you were with a girlfriend or a couple of female friends at the time (preselection)
D: you led the chase and tackled the guy (leader of men)

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A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points but it is by no means the most interesting.

how's this:

Oh man, the weirdest thing happened when I was in town last week,
I was in town with my girl and a couple of friends to catch a movie. We were heading down to the train station after the movie and we’re passing this big group of guys, when we walk past them one of them hits my friend in the back of the head and knocks his sunglasses off, when I saw this I just got so angry because I look after my friends, that’s just how I am.. so I walk up to this tall guy and I’m like “what’s your problem man”. He steps up to me and puffs out his chest like he wants to fight. I’m so angry that I’m about ready to fight him too, then two other guys come out of nowhere. I get a little freaked cause I don’t think I can take on three guys. Suddenly a cop car pulls up a cop gets out and said “I saw the whole thing” and started chasing the tall guy that hit my friend, I’m still pissed at this guy and I start chasing him aswell, after like 6 blocks of chasing this guy there was a squad car waiting for him at the end of the road. Just before he gets there I tackle the guy to the floor and the cops put him in the car. At the end of all that I was just thinking wow, all of this just because my friend got hit, I was just thankful the cop car pulled up. I thanked the cops and ended up catchin up with them at a bar later that night… they’re actually really cool guys… man it was a weird day.

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A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points but it is by no means the most interesting.