I was at my buddys christmas kegger and I snatched up the keg cap and threw it in my back pocket figuring id get one of my pals a little later on.

(for those of you not in the know, if you drop a keg cap into someones glass or pitcher theyr supposed to chug it immediately)

So later on that evening I approach a pretty little asian thing and this kid came over and did the "this guy bothering you?" bit. I ignored him at first but he stuck around and continued to AMOG me. Im admittedly not good with AMOGs, but this kid got in a few hits that got under my skin.

I had had enough so I threw my arm around him and said "I like you dude, your cool as shit." With my free arm I whipped out the keg cap and dropped it in his stein. Yes. He was drinking out of a stein.

It was checkmate. If he didnt drink hes a pussy and if he does hes my bitch. So he finished the stein and began belching profusely, grossing the girl out. I then congratulated him like a proud parent and told him what a good sport he is.

Im not saying this will bring AMOGs to their knees but its a nice way to break their stride and establish a little dominance. For those curious He started feeling sick and left us alone eventually.

Now before I give my blessing to anyone to use this, I have to say this would only work/ be a good idea in specific environments. So here are my reccomendations.

-Dont do it around an AMOG who seems like he might get physical if you made an advance like that. And if you do, just make sure you have more friends around like I did.

-If you do it in a bar, make sure its out of the sight of bouncers, bartenders, etc. Putting something in someone elses drink is a big no-no.

-It really only works with college aged people. Older folks might not get the keg cap rule. Well they might, but I dont know for sure, cuz ive never asked anyone.

-For gods sake make sure the cap is clean as a whistle. Were not in the business of gettin people sick or anything.

-Establish somewhat of a relationship with the AMOG before you do this. Even if its something so simple as Your cool man, or puttin your arm around him, make it seem as benign as possible.

-Most importantly- this means nothing unless you stress its meaning. While hes drinking (or not drinking) say things that drive home what is really going on. He is your bitch. And if he doesnt drink up, make sure everyone within audiable distance knows what a buzzkill he is.

-And if he doesnt drink, hell pry look at you pissed off or serious or something in which case you swing around to the girls side, throw your arm around her and say "Look at him, hes so serious. He looks like a painting. Its so cute." (I havent used this line in conjunction with the keg cap bit, but its worked fairly well in a few other instances)

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