So I'm here in the outskirts of Savannah Georgia and there isn't a lot going out over here. My folks told me about how they saw a deer get attacked and I misheard them replying, "A deer attacked you, wth?"

I figured I'd make an interestin story,

"OMG, the craziest thing happened to me while I was visiting my folks in Georgia."
"I got attacked by a deer while taking a run through the woods. It was really ridiculous, it was foaming out of the mouth and everything- like it had rabis.
" I'd wait for the girl to respond, but cut her off----"You don't have rabis do you?"

If they reply no, "I'm not sure, I might need to see some credentials."
If they reply yes, "Woww, you need to get that checked out- thats just rude."

I'm not sure about this. I've used a few times, and it had semi-positive responses.

Depending on the area you might change the attacker to something more local... bear, fox, some nasty bird, pinguin, terrorist, pimp... but yeah sounds a bit funny but not super smooth some-way. I also tend talking to a girl about myself after opening and doing 1-2 routines... or if she gives an IOI that she wants to know about me. Stories included...

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