This is for Giovanni 420. He asked if I had any mall sarge pointers and the first thing I thought of was my Victoria's Secret routine. I'll just rough it out so it can be field tested. I haven't made my way out there to try it yet, but if you're in the mall and see a hot babe in the store it would be at least fun to try. So here's the basic breakdown of it.

You go up into Victoria's secret and you're really confused. You ask a hot babe customer or girl who works there if she can show you to the "boy shorts." When she does, Act really confused like "no this isn't what i'm looking for," or "i'm gonna need ones with more room up front. there's no way i'm gonna fit in these." At this point you wanna have her laughing.

Your delivery for her showing you them should be serious and then you should immediately go into "joke mode."

I try things like this sometimes and it works out well. At first the girl is like "is this guy fucking serious? is he really this fucking stupid?" Then they usually eat it all up when they realize you've one upped them.

It MAY stand out as being too routine, but that's a good thing because it can allow you to go direct. She says while laughing "so what you do this to every girl?" You say, "Well I just thought you were really cute and I wanted to fuck with you a little bit."

I'll edit this up sometime when it's not 5 in the morning but there are other things I do really similar to this.

For example, I have an odd name. Girls have to do a double take on it. "Anders? that's really your name?"

If they do that, it triggers me to be like "Oh your name's Sarah? Thats...Japanese? Australian? What kind of name is that? I haven't heard it before."

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As with most openers they work if used properly. I like the creativity that you have here and I was laughing too. It's a good opener. You'd have to be careful not to overuse it though.

The other thing I know most people are going to be posting is what do you transition to after the opener?

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I guess I would call this "creepy funny approach." I wrote this at like 5 or 6 Am after being up for a while so my writing is shit on this post, but after opening like that, I would go direct.

This shit is just so funny to girls usually that they call me out for it all the time. They don't accuse me of being a PUA, but they wonder if I'm a comedian or how I come up with this stuff, etc.

I just tell them(her) "I just thought you were cute and wanted to see if you had any sense of humor." I mean for what other reason would I go through all that trouble?

I'll even go direct, sarcastically. "Well I just saw this really ugly chick and I was like WTF is she doing in this store?" Okay that's a bit brutal so "I was trying to pick up hot chicks...you looked like you knew where they might be."

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hahaha very clever

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