Oh no, Not another! I spread these out as they're quite long posts as they stand.

Story 3 Generally true

Good heavens, I have to tell you about the time I was in Leeds. I was heading up for a Biology open day and knew a couple of people in their first year. The guy I went to stay with is an absolute hero. His name's Steve and he's in a band. An absolute Ladies Magnet. Anyway, we went out Friday night and I'm thinking.. Okay xxxx, You have an early start tomorrow so let's not go crazy...

The next thing i know I'm waking up to my phone at 8:30, wearing blue nail varnish and still absolutely STEAMING. The night before we had gone to the union and he's introduced me to a load of his mates. I had the whole of the room talking to me because everyone is so dam friendly in the North! We bounced to a club in the middle of town which was pretty cool.

Quite a few of my good mates went off to Leeds so i met up with a couple of girlfriends and went back to their flat. Now these guys have got a proper bad nut alergy. i had to keep very quiet about the fact I had been drinking Jaga bombs pretty much all night. Gotta love a good jaga bomb. Buy me one! Anyway I was pretty smashed by this point and on the kitchen table was... The blue nail varnish. I grabbed it and put it on. TBH i was quite impressed at my skill but waking up in the morning, I could see I had my varnish goggles on the night before.

Somehow, I had managed to paint the whole of my hand blue! Woke up the next morning having gone to bed at 6:30 and got ready to go out having a great time swaying all over the place in the shower. First on the agenda was this lecture on biosciences which was pretty interested. I stood up to leave. I made the mistake of sitting right at the back of the room which meant right at the highest, most steepest point. This was a massive error. I was pretty much surfing on one step (wobbling to balance +demo), covered in blue nail varnish and smelling faintly of vom, even after a shower! I think it was my shoes. Anyway, lesson learnt - Don't apply nail varnish when drunk because you will look like a tit. I did get some pretty interesting looks from other girls though. Do you like guys in nail varnish? STACK.

Niceboy