I can't say this is original because I think I saw it on a movie, but I was sarging a girl after class yesterday and saw her on campus today, I was nice and said hi the first time I saw her but I was in a rush to finish a paper by my deadline. I saw her again and asked "Are you stalking me?" She said "No I swear I'm not!" I replied with "Damn, I always wanted one of those." Then she stood there laughing, smiling and eye-fucking me. Unfortunately I was two minutes away from being able to turn in a paper or else I would have gone for a better close but I hope this will help someone else out.

See a HB pass you a few times a day, drop that line, and If you haven't opened yet it's a good way to open. I would follow with "Usually only famous or really attractive people have stalkers so thanks, I really appreciate the ego boost."

Happy Sarging.

I wonder if that'd work for a class too. Play it off as something to the extent of:

"Man, I always see you in the same place, are you stalking me?"

hasn't been field tested, but it should work the same way as passing somebody in the halls.