Heres a routine i came up with off the top of my head but obviously you will improvise You:Hey guys which hoodie looks better red or pink (selling hoodies in school for charity)

IF THEY SAY RED
HB: Red
You:You know what colours people like say a lot about
there personality, since you picked red it means that
you have a loving energy but you can also be devilish
and not be trusted, lets see if I can trust you give me
your hand a minute.

IF THEY SAY PINK
HB: Pink
You: You know what colours people like say a lot about
there personality, since you picked pink it means your
kind and flirty but prison cells paint their most dangerous
prisoners cell in pink so lets see if i can trust you give me
your hand a minute.


You: (Grab one hand and find there pulse) OMG YOU HAVE NO PULSE!
I'm talking to a zombie! oh wait there it is.
HB: *Laughs*
You: Ok so whats your name?
HB: ___________
You: Do you watch a lot of porn?
HB: Yes/No/blushes or feels embarrased.
You: OMG Your pulse is racing your a porn addict! *Throw her hand
down* ughh dont touch me I dont wanna know where those hands have
been

You: Oh that reminds me I was talking to a good friend of mine in ireland
and she was telling me about her new boyfriend.
I've had funny moments with her but I'll get back to that in a moment
So basically her boyfriend is called Nick and he thought it would be romantic
to take her out to dinner and make it a nice night for her. But she
found porn pictures on his phone. So she rings me crying, you know
when you have good friends they ring you because your there for them
anyways i sorted things out for them and there still going out.

Back to the funny moments well basically i was in the cinema with her
and a few friends she got paid for a large coke and dropped it everywhere
all over the floor, so a cleaner was next to her cleaning it, she bought
another large coke and slipped on the coke that was already on the ground
dropped the coke all over the cleaner, i was pissing my self laughing
we got kicked out but it was still a great laugh,
You had any moments like that with your friends?

IMPROVISE


You: Can you cook?
HB: Yes
You: Ok lets make a bet, (tease her until she does it) if i win you cook
whatever i want for me, if you win i will do the same
PLAY THE 5 QUESTIONS GAME BY STYLE

After you win:
You: Well i dont know what i want yet but I'll decide later, enter your
digits and I'll get back to you.

dude, this is great stuff! can wait to try it out. i like the pulse thing.

Thanks all of it hasnt been fully field tested so let me know how it goes

not bad but needs some work most women would be like at you mentioning porn, haha ide ask them if they were in that movie u saw last night when they ask which one tell her little red riding whore hahaha but seriously u might get slapped

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Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

I have my own # close that I always use and hasn't failed me yet.

me:Are you fun?
hb:yeah, im lots of fun!
me:Good I wasn't going to ask you for your number if you wern't fun.
hb:my numbers.........

Easy and simple never failed yet.

hahaha I simply loved it.

Way to go man

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