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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:44 am 
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Anyone have some advice for shit tests of the following nature:

"So you're a player then?" or "Your a smooth talker with the ladies" etc.

Thanks!

BTW I have a few field reports to make from my first attempts at proper sarging. I need to get to a real computer first since I'm on an iPhone. h


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"no i just kind of do what i want, i guess you must be falling for it tho"


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"Don't hate the player hate the game ;)", "How did you know? I'm into basketball, soccer, and football. You need to stop checking me out ;)", "Smooth talker? Thanks that's like the most romantic thing a girl has ever said to me"


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"a player/smooth talker? give me a break, I had allot of sisters growing up, I guess this kind of thing just comes natural to me"

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EVERY shit test I get I respond with the same thing: A smile and a "Your so adorable" then a hug. "Your such a cutie" also works. I truley never acknowlege any shit test thrown my way. But, in that instance I might just reply: "Yes I am a player...as a matter of fact...I'm having sex as we speak.", then the smile and hug.

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"bullshit! woman, you're supposed to pronounce playa with an 'a' ;) "

aaand new subject

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if i had known these reponses .. last semester . i would have been at a diff. place rite now .....


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"I'm not a player...I'm just popular." Smile

Conversely...say, "look a player tells you anything you want to hear just to get in your pants and doesn't mind lying or saying he loves you when he doesn't. You'll never hear me lie to you. I don't care if I get in your pants or not...I'm sure it would be quite fun...but that's not the point. I won't lie to you or bullshit you just to get you naked."

Works like a freaking charm. Combine the two actually

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"I'm not a player...I'm just popular." Smile

Conversely...say, "look a player tells you anything you want to hear just to get in your pants and doesn't mind lying or saying he loves you when he doesn't. You'll never hear me lie to you. I don't care if I get in your pants or not...I'm sure it would be quite fun...but that's not the point. I won't lie to you or bullshit you just to get you naked."

Works like a freaking charm. Combine the two actually
I like this response the best so far--It's honest in a very sinister way.

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Thanks man, glad you liked the suggested replies.

The other of my favorite replies is... "So?"

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My usual response is "you really think so...That's very flattering thank you."

Then go to her friends and say "Wow, she's really nice. Complimenting me and whatnot. You'd think she has a crush on me or something." (mmm...DLV's) They giggle, shit test officially reversed.

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I just learned this from watching Sinn on Mehow's show. As your telling a story about an ex-girlfriend, instead of sayin ex girl, say ex-fiance. I've done this ever since and have had no player comments at all. guess it shows that you can commit without being committed. Do it before she starts to think of you as too smooth though. Thanks to Sinn again for that one.

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How did you know ? Omg you stalker , now im defenitely not going to spoil you with love , ure staying in the friend zone missy ( Playful)

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I just give them a little smile and wink.
If I get accused/asked about it again then I just agree with them

Her: You're a player
Me: Yeah.

The honesty throws them off balance, and it actually DHV's (you're good with the ladies and honest) but it also intrigues her because surely a player wouldn't admit to being a player.


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So you're a player then?
"Yep, I'll break your heart and sleep with your friends." [smile]

said in a joking manner of course...as short and sweet as this is it gets a laugh but also handles LMR, as you are implying youre not the kind of guy that would ever do that. ie. youre gona stick around and not fuck around


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