getting a girl to dance with you can be tricky sometimes...

not to mention her bitch shield has +15 DEF tacked on (video game nerds anyone?)

anyway...what if you could get the sexual high, the joy increaser, fun, social props, and huge kino of dancing...in the coffee house venue...inside a car...on the couch...without even getting up?

(i know i sound like im selling something right?)

anyhow...i discovered this by accident...its worked everytime i've done it (which is a big deal considering trust vs. creeper is my biggest obstacle to overcome in the dating world)

you and her are sitting next to each other...you hear a song you like play...(you might not even really need the music)

YOU: Mm. I love this song...Have you ever chair danced?

HER: No. What's chair dancing?

YOU: It's fantastic. Do it anytime you and your girls wanna hit the club but your leg is like completely broken, or your in a wheelchair...just chair dance...heres how...

*Hold out your right hand and put you left arm around her*

YOU: Gimmie your left hand please...

*When she does, hold yours and her hand as far out as you can like a tango dancer and use your shoulder against hers to rock her back and forth steadily*

If shes cool with you, she should find this very funny and laugh...it also gets your faces close and turning towards each other so you can give her a coy smile...

take it a step further if she laughs and start doing salsa arm motions or swing back and forth slowly and tell her its a waltz...or say your the 9 year running Chair Salsa champ in Argentina...talk about how you learned it from an episode of Dancing with the Stars or something...

I'd like others to try this out and tell me what they think

even if it you do it with a dude, its just funny as hell to see and do...which is never a bad thing right?

i wanna try this as an opener soon... "Excuse me miss...would like to chair dance?"

Neat for kino escalation. Sounds like you got alot of IOI's going for you too, i'd probably steer this away before accually doing the dance