You can act this one out with her or tell it as a joke as a safer alternative A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it. The intrigued woman says, A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it? It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, he explains. What's it telling you now? Well, it says you're not wearing any panties. The woman giggles and replies, Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties! The man starts tapping on the watch face and says, Damn thing must be an hour fast!

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LMAO I need a good laugh. That could be pretty damn funny with the right girl.

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Thats funny but it requires her curiosity. If she chooses to ignore you you will lose value by sitting there waiting.

Hahaha nice one. But ezoghoul is right though.

HaHa, thats a good combo. Its still a good joke.
If you change the situation and fiddle around a bit, i think you can easily pull it off.

lmao that is funny....find the right girl it would def work.

I would find this funny but it is simply an expanded version of an old pickup line.

Seems like that line was made for those wierd tokyo flash watches. That would be a good come back line when a chick asks what all the dots mean.

my pivot gave me a link yesterday - becomeaplayer.com its on there. amongst lots of similar ones. not a great website bdw.
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