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| mac_ky | PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:11 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:03 am Posts: 23 | | Not sure if theres anything similar to this, kind of made it up on the fly in my inebriation. I had opened a girl that was in my buddies room at a house party. When it came to me asking where she was from, she said she was from West side cleveland. And the rest goes like this.
Me:Oh youre one of those people
hb:one of what people!
Me:Cleveland west sider (said in disgust)
Hb:Whys is that a bad thing?!
Me:Ive heard things about those people
hb:like what?
Me:My buddy from east cleveland said they are bad at 4 things
hb: Oh reallly? Like what?
Me: First is they cant hold their alcohol, which youve already proven to me as youre one beer in and are buzzed
Hb:Look thats not my fault i had my gall bladder out (haha my buddy had same problem, even the one im referring to from cleveland)
Me: second thing is they cant drive, ive witnessed that everytime im in cleveland
Hb:Defends that shes a great driver blah blah
Me: Third is that they cant kiss, my bud dated a girl from westlake and said she kissed like an anteater.
Hb:Now that is totally untrue!!
Me: Are you prepared to prove that in the honor of west cleveland?
Hb: If thats what it takes
*MAKEOUT*
Hb: So what was that Fourth thing?
So here is where i think you can take it two ways depending on where youre at with her and even if you just wanna prolong the sarge.
1. to prolong you say you forgot the fourth thing but will continue to try remembering it. This is what i did and she asked idk how many damn times if i had remembered it.
2. If youve had enough sexual escalation and are ready to bed her then
Me: So the fourth thing is that they are awful in between the sheets.
Hb: *appalled look*
Me: I know! Ive only heard this from my friend, but you have only proved one wrong so far. West side is so far living up to its expectations.
Hb: Well im more than prepared to try and convince you otherwise
2 days later she came to my place when i moved into town and yes you guessed it, got some mud for the duck. Wouldve happened that night but i lived 10 minutes out of town and her roommate was home.
So let me know what you guys think and if you see anything that could be added or removed to better this. It worked for me and feel it can be turned into a skeleton to use as a regular routine. _________________ If its worth doing, its worth over doing.
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| Heywood Jablowme | PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:57 pm | |
| Offline | | King Among Mortals |  | Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:36 pm Posts: 7592 Location: United States | | Classic! Nicely done! _________________ They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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| potential pua | PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:29 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:31 pm Posts: 64 Location: Birmingham, AL | | i like it man. thanks for the post. i'll definitely try it next time i'm out
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| theReal | PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:42 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:19 pm Posts: 52 Location: Central Jersey | | This is genius. I'm going to try this while I'm out sarging this weekend. _________________ It really doesn't matter as long as she's pretty.
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| cjc651 | PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:14 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:31 am Posts: 32 | | Fucking awesome man. I would be willing to bet this will work a high % of the time.
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| Pacient | PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:46 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:39 pm Posts: 5 | | What beautiful routine. Certainly I will use this. _________________ Everytime that I finish my job, I like to think that she don't had chance since the beginning.
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| MavenPhaseshift | PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:43 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:14 pm Posts: 71 | | I like it your non judgemental all the way through and your challenging her with sexual tension. I can see this working. I will try it out later tonight. _________________ Any questions feel free to PM me.
(\/)aven
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| mac_ky | PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:27 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:03 am Posts: 23 | | Yes! I havent had a bad response from it yet, i have used it quite often since then. Awesome thing is, is that its flexible. You can say it about anywhere! No matter where they are from. _________________ If its worth doing, its worth over doing.
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| tag55 | PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:27 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:00 pm Posts: 5 | | I like this routine a lot.
I have used something similar, except when she tells me where she is from I like to go with "no way, my buddy from college who was here a just a second ago is from that area... let her respond with whatever. And then you say, "he's told me a lot of interesting things about woman from his area."
I like this way because it is even less obvious that you are running a quote "routine," and its a coincidence that her and your friend are from the same area.
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| MarylandsFinest | PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:33 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:29 pm Posts: 30 | | great routine bro. Def will use in field
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| EarlyBird | PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:34 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:45 am Posts: 42 Website: http://www.soundcloud.com/jlarious Location: Amsterdam | | I like it!! PUA's need more of this stuff, this is magic! _________________ I don't do Drugs.. I am Drugs.
~Salvador Dali
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