so i am talking to a girl right now im just texting her. it started off with her asking me what we were going to do when we hungout. heres our convo tell me what you think.

HB:what are we gonna do?

ME: have a staring contest sound fun?

HB:lmao ok

ME:your going to cook me the best asian dish i have ever had. is that better?

HB:NO. not gonna cook for you. your not that special.

ME: what? thats news to me.

HB -_- alex

ME:yeah im right here whats up?

HB:lmao this guy

ME:i know tell me about him. he drives me crazy sometimes. in a good way tho

HB:hahahah mmmmmm daddy

ME:oh gawd your trouble hun

HB:lol how? ur kiddin. quit talkin shit daddy (; hahah

ME:you remind me of my wierd ex.

HB:lmao hell no. is she funny. bisexual. likeable. asian. has big boobs and a round ass. can she cook fuck clean right? is she artistic? can she dance? is she crafty. is she freaky? does she read books and other stuff. i dont think your ex compares to me.

ME: no your right. the girl next door does tho

she just started laughing after that. any suggestions what i should say or should have said next?

You are in. There is no need for any more negs. Validate her for jumping through all the hoops and go into comfort.

Al

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GIRL NEXT DOOR DOES that killed me, haha thats gold broo good job

HAHAHAHA fucking gold.

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"Don't try to change who you are. Don't even think you're not good enough right now. You ARE good enough being who you are. Women can smell a fake man the same way you can smell cheesecake."

Damn. My friend, you nailed it