Field Tested, MILF Approved!
This is for the text nay say-er's as well.
Target; HB8 (name similar to Candy)
Unknowing wing HB9 MILF very good friend
I also know these to are very good friends, together often!
MILF text me one day; Hey Whats up? (common)
Me; Not much I'm, bla, bla, bla, how about you?
I'm hanging out with Candy (HB8)
Me: at end of our convo, By the way give Candy a pat on the ass. tell her it's from Heywood
MILF: I did she liked it!
Day2
MILF: Text something trivial + and with Candy.
Me: That's awesome & by the way pat Candy on the ass for me!
Day3
Same thing!
Day4
Run into Candy and another HB8 in public
Candy: Why does every time your talking to MILF, she pats me on the ass??
Me: Come closer I'll show you
Candy, with big beaming smile: Hell no I'm not getting my ass anywhere near you

, hugs me anyway, then whispers I'm with someone now, but I think it's ending!
Other HB8: Wow, your naughty
Yesterday
Meet both Candy & new HB8 out and about! both trying to out chat me up!
