Ok so here is a great and funny routine, I'm not gonna try to set it up in a way like most pua because all circumstances are different, location, venue ect. You have to set it up properly like your out causing trouble or some stupid shit like that.

Make it fun and playful, say I bet we could get free drinks all night and run out on the tab....or whatever works to set it up for the situation.

Ok so here it is....

Its like breaking news, a bamboozled man hunt ensue and ye see our mugs across every post office between thy golden gate and smokey mountains me girl. Public enemy #1. We go down guns blazin like ruby ridge and waco me girl.

Just be goofy and fun, use ye instead of you. Use me girl, I know it sounds goofy but its all about being unique and different. Just be fun and playful with it. She might think your a pirate with ye and me, use different words and mix it up at times. ARRRG me girl, ye need to watch me beer as I need to drop me anchor, fun shit like that.