So, one of my lady friends told me a great joke the other day that you can use in set.

In the past I've been accused of milking material about kids, but it is where I'm at in life so I don't see any problem with talking about these subjects. Sometimes I watch my cousin's kid and my friends are all getting married and having their own children so naturally I'm going to bring something up.

Anyway, I was talking to her and she tells me this joke. Now, this might be old, but I had never heard it before and I thought it was great.

Birds & Babies:

Her: What sort of bird brings babies?

Me: I don't know, storks?

Her: Yeah, you got it. [Only she slurred tit instead of it. Can you tell we were drinking?]

Me: Okay...do you have a point? [I think I was poking my finger at her nose and making a face or something, don't exactly remember.]

Her: [laughing] Shut up! Let me tell my joke.

Me: Okay, okay. Tell your joke. Promise I won't harass you...much.

Her: What type of bird DOESN'T bring babies?

Me: .... [Shrug]

Her: A swallow!

Can you say green light? I knew you could.

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Hi, I'm A. Fahren and I'm an author. I love to travel, socialize, and am hopelessly addicted to movies. That's about it.

Congratulations, you just got me to sit through an eight-minute video for no reason. I figured I was going to watch it and find out my friend was trying to use pua stuff on me, but no.

I'm not sure what you want. Do you want me to pull apart the video and tell you what that guy did wrong and what he did that was decent, but still incorrectly applied?

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Hi, I'm A. Fahren and I'm an author. I love to travel, socialize, and am hopelessly addicted to movies. That's about it.