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No Timo, it's not different crowd, you just absolutely suck.
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No Timo, it's not different crowd, you just absolutely suck.
I see you're out making friends, good for you.

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"Spent the morning in church arguing with some old lady. She didn't believe that I had the bible app on my iPad."
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Timo, it's not that I'm anything spectacular on facebook either, but let's be honest with ourselves and not bullshit us. You won't become better comforting yourself with lies. But I guess I killed your inner child with that comment, didn't I?
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Timo, it's not that I'm anything spectacular on facebook either, but let's be honest with ourselves and not bullshit us. You won't become better comforting yourself with lies. But I guess I killed your inner child with that comment, didn't I?
Considering you disqualified yourself with the very first thing you said to me, I can assure you I don't give two shits about your opinion. And you think copy/pasting Facebook statuses equals improving yourself? That only makes it worse. Well, good luck on your journey anyway, I think you have a long way to go.

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nope, by posting clever, witty, funny, attractive things on facebook I send a message out to females. I don't give a shit that you don't give two shits about my opinion. I don't expect you would. Dumbasses always think they're smart.

Onward, this status I thought of was very good:

better to be hurt by truth, than comforted by life
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come on love each other guys and make out.. No reason to troll each other on an internet forum.. Won't change anything.. Anyway, here's some from me ;)
" hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said “u r next” They stopped that when I did the same to them after funerals"
"is here. Now what are your other two wishes?"
"Is looking for a serious relationship this weekend…"
"is the hottest thing next to the sun."
"is the reason that Santa has a naughty list."
"My last gf broke up with me, because she said I never paid attention to her and some other stuff, idk I wasn’t really paying attention to her…"

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KimPa
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just thought of one..

"My roommate hacked into my facebook this morning and asked most of you girls to go out on dates with me.. I'm flattered of the positive feedback girls but that wasn't me :)"

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Its december, so a status like:
-Im creating a christmassong playlist, whats your favorite christmas song?

or just

Whats your favorite Christmas song?



Its not a status that convey value directly, but it creates good activity on your profile which is positive. And all chicks love xmas :)
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"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die." <--- Lots of likes and comments on this bad boy. Shows I am playful and have a good sense of humor

"My penis is like a dwarf -- short of stature but strong, powerful, and made of steel" <-- Shows I am confident in my own skin and also have a pretty good dick.
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Some lines i found on twitter:

-"If I reply with "cool", I don't give a shit."........then reply to comments from chicks with "Cool story bro"
-"At least one of us is naked"
-Don't give her a chance to say "Harder"
-The best part of sex is fuck you if you're having it.
-Imagine how pathetic our lives would be had Katy Perry never told us we were fireworks.
- I wonder how many opportunities I've missed by chasing the wrong girls? (this might be a bad one if you are not very social/partybeast...)
-Sluts are just sex nerds
-Spiced up my ride on the bus by giving the lady who was sitting in front of me a surprise haircut.

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"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die." <--- Lots of likes and comments on this bad boy. Shows I am playful and have a good sense of humor
153 likes, 30 comments, good one Bro

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I used the "thinks women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped."

I got a response 10 minutes later from a HB 8 I worked with 3 years ago saying "Oh Chaz!, you just have to be more aggressive ;-), happy V day!"

How do I respond to that?

I just said "I'm too busy right now anyway, maybe next year" ....

This is on my wall btw, but how do I DHV after that! Didn't expect this to trigger a DLV!


CUZ YOU USED IT ON VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! HAHA :D
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