The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:32 am 
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How to kiss close in the first two minutes:

When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:

"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." -You
Okay, so I wanted to try this for a while, worried about messing up until finally I just thought to myself "screw it, let's do this." and kissed her, and said the line with a big smile.

Surprisingly enough, she smiled, laughed and said she was impressed and "most guys are just too chickenshit to try that". The thing is, she and I have been chatting on facebook for at least a week before meeting, so we already fostered some sort of relationship. I advise against using this on a new acquaintance.

Recommendation: Go ahead and try this one, but only if you can effectively manage your anxiety, or just cast it off entirely. It's important that you can telegraph that confidence to her and not shaking like you're having a seizure.

I hope this works as well for you guys as it did for me!

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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
HB; i have a boyfriend
You; yeahh im about to have my third kid with my boyfriend.


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HB: i have a boyfriend
You: so your saying u want a threesome?


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You - You know, you look really great...
Her - Aww thanks!
You - ...Almost like a female version of me :D

Credit to Gambler


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Also one by Gambler:

PUA: Your hands are so soft!
HB: (chuckles)
PUA: You feel like a slug.

I've used this one before and it worked really well. :D

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I'm still an AFC, but this one works great for me

(some neg)

me: jeez no wonder you don't have a boyfriend!

her: "how did you know?!?" or "I have a boyfriend"

replies
case A) magic! i can read minds then to ESP

case B) REALLY!??!?


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golden dude thanks


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Great thread. Definitely going to try many of these. Thanks everyone. :idea:

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I like your style bro, Im definiatly gonna tryout your boyfriend come backs.

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thought id add one of my own

When a girl does something you dont like

Tell her your going to delete her off facebook in a playful way

eventually delete her off facebook and then tell her that she has to earn the right to be your friend on facebook again :) works a treat


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First post people! :) Excellent material, you surely can learn a hell of a lot of interesting ice breakers / attraction builders. Still lacking field experience though lol ended a very long relationship a few months ago.. still building up confidence i guess

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For direct approaches, a la Mode One

If she has a boyfriend...

"that's cool, I respect the sanctity of that. If he ever stops doing what he's meant to do then give me a call!" "infact, take my number. The very moment you split up I want to hear from you".

Credit to Sasha for this one, but I've gotta add that I heard this a fortnight ago and it just started to pay off yesterday ;-)


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That's a Goldmine here. Thanks


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For direct approaches, a la Mode One

If she has a boyfriend...

"that's cool, I respect the sanctity of that. If he ever stops doing what he's meant to do then give me a call!" "infact, take my number. The very moment you split up I want to hear from you".

Credit to Sasha for this one, but I've gotta add that I heard this a fortnight ago and it just started to pay off yesterday ;-)
Doesn't that sound kinda needy though?


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Yass, some gems here bro.


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