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In response to the old "You seem like a player" or one of it's variations.

"Why, am I that smooth?" (said with a smile of course)

A common response is "you wish!" Which is actually not a bad response, because now you're busting each other's balls, and it's developing a fun interaction in general :)

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Another line for Kasey (kiss-close):

"I bet you I could kiss you before you could kiss me." - You
"No you can't!" - Her

Terrible... Don't use this !!
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her:(in bitchy way) "I HAVE A BF!"
ME: "I have two goldfish.."
her: "what!?"
ME: "OH, im sry, I thought we were talking about things that didnt matter."
Brilliant....

Or..

Her: I have a boyfriend..
Me: OH i'm so sorry.. I'm pretty sure there's a good creme for that !!

Her: I have a boyfriend..
Me: It's ok i won't hold it against you....
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What are the chances she will say "I don't know"...? It's a very slim chance and you leave yourself vulnerable.. might as well just say "can I kiss you?"

By using this you completely take out the mystery of whether or not you're sexually interested. Which isn't a problem since you should follow up with a kiss, except you're out of luck when she responds poorly rather than saying "I don't know".


I would change it to "would you like to kiss me"
I believe that it would be best to have a reply in mind for all situations

If she says yes..... Do it
If she says that she doesn’t know... say "let’s find out” then do it
If she says no.... reply with something such as “really? I get the feeling that you’re not being honest with yourself”

Of course all three of these could always be made better :)
That would guarantee success I'd say. Only answer I got was "I don't know..." so was no need to adapt to anything else yet :p
Firstly, i start it with you want to kiss me don't you ??? MUCH BETTER...
If she says 'NO' or 'I don't think so'

Me: Hold up lets not get ahead of ourselves... i didn't say i you could kiss me, but that glint in your eyes says a lot different ! (Que the cheeky grin and... Your Done !!)
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"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to. [/quote]

I once used "I aint trying to fuck your boyfriend" There was a little more to it than that but it turned into a 9 month relationship of the best sex I have ever had...
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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
Your not suppose to ask for your name in a1-2 that is so CHUD dude.
You could say something like this instead:

You - "So, are you going to tell me your name or do i have to make up one for you?"
Her - "hahah I'm (her name)"
You - "(her name)?? that's the name i was going to give you!"
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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
Your not suppose to ask for your name in a1-2 that is so CHUD dude.
You could say something like this instead:

You - "So, are you going to tell me your name or do i have to make up one for you?"
Her - "hahah I'm (her name)"
You - "(her name)?? that's the name i was going to give you!"
i approve... this is much better than the one i was using

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One I use quite a lot...

So who's birthday is it?
-no ones, why?
So why the fancy dress?
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Her - I have a boyfriend
You - Is that what vibrators are called these days?
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this is for when you're being sexually agressive and she is resisting but still giving ioi

HB: I'm not getting sexual w. you
You: Damn girl ur fast, I need trust, comfort, and connection first.
HB: Oh Really?
You: Yeah do u taste better with whip cream or choclate syrup?
HB: You're not getting into my pants.
You: I don't want to get into your pants. I just want to see what you look like when your pants are off and you're in my bed.

obviously she has to be flirting w, you becuz otherwise you would get slapped in the face loll but cocky stuff like that
this post makes me laugh every time i read it. mainly because the last sentence tells me that ur actually being serious.

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I would change it to "would you like to kiss me"
I believe that it would be best to have a reply in mind for all situations

If she says yes..... Do it
If she says that she doesn’t know... say "let’s find out” then do it
If she says no.... reply with something such as “really? I get the feeling that you’re not being honest with yourself”

Of course all three of these could always be made better :)
That would guarantee success I'd say. Only answer I got was "I don't know..." so was no need to adapt to anything else yet :p
Firstly, i start it with you want to kiss me don't you ??? MUCH BETTER...
If she says 'NO' or 'I don't think so'

Me: Hold up lets not get ahead of ourselves... i didn't say i you could kiss me, but that glint in your eyes says a lot different ! (Que the cheeky grin and... Your Done !!)
Just one question.... what do you do after they say 'no' and you say "hold up lets not get ahead of ourselves...." or "i get the feeling ur not being honest with urself..." ?
Do you still kiss them? or just give up trying to kiss using that routine and attempt kissclose later with different routine
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These are great...keep em coming guys!
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These are still awesome! Tried a couple last night and trying some more tomorrow. Thanks Jay Wa and all the others that have put these up!

BTW, the wing one about the dress- stone cold killer. Worked 100% of the time!
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Just went through the whole thread, great posts.. really good stuff.. Just gotta work on delivery .
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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
Your not suppose to ask for your name in a1-2 that is so CHUD dude.
You could say something like this instead:

You - "So, are you going to tell me your name or do i have to make up one for you?"
Her - "hahah I'm (her name)"
You - "(her name)?? that's the name i was going to give you!"
I use that one sucessfully all the time. I just wait until the y ask my name first. I also say if they have a very distinct accent, like from another country (I'm in the U.S.) You have a very unique accent.... You must be from Texas. Or other way around if they are from up North, or have a southern country accent I say. You have a very distinct accent. . . .I try to look very playfully confused when I say it.. you must be French
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