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GeNeRaL3
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:16 am 
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Field Tested...Enjoy

PUA: Watchu doing?/Sup
HB: Oh nothing
PUA: Sounds like fun! How do you do it?
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Best if executed after F-Close

[Sexual]"Hold this phone to your leg so I can hump it!" Include pic of your crotch.

Field tested alternative. Said she laughed so hard she couldn't breathe: "you know you want the nip!" -include pic of your nipple

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its related to the diabetes one but what about

"you are so sweet, if i ran out of jolly ranchers i would suck on you"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:46 pm 
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Oh man this actually happen on mistake and then i realized that it is an awesome text to send to girls. Works best after like a night of partying or something of that nature.

Me: OMG! you would not believe what happen to me last night...
Girl:(Instant Response) What?!? tell me
Me: Oh shit sorry wrong person

Drives them freakin crazy i know im new to the forum but hope you guys enjoyed it let me know what you think
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Oh man this actually happen on mistake and then i realized that it is an awesome text to send to girls. Works best after like a night of partying or something of that nature.

Me: OMG! you would not believe what happen to me last night...
Girl:(Instant Response) What?!? tell me
Me: Oh shit sorry wrong person

Drives them freakin crazy i know im new to the forum but hope you guys enjoyed it let me know what you think
Hahaha... thats great.... I am so using that.

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heres another one for you guys, although - only works if youre texting a loan processor that has been ignoring your texts. i finally got a reply after this and got her to add me on myspace.

ME: i know youre not processing that many loans to not send me my pix / send me ur myspace info. haha real estate market is hella slow

HB: haha funny. but i do have other things to do as well.

HB: you can find me on myspace as "xoxoxo xoxoxox"

ME: xoxox xoxoox?

HB: yup, my parents knew it before i was born haha jk

ME: yeah, you are pretty bad...

HB: i am not. im good and nice. plus how would YOU know?

ME: haha i meant in returning phone calls

ME: just kidding foo

HB: LOL
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These are a couple that I'm pretty sure I got off this forum but I can't remember who posted them.


The first one is an add on to M_style's post. I use it just after I get her number:

"You have my number now but you're only allowed to call me ONCE a day. By the way who was that sexy guy you were just talking to?"


The next one is handy if she goes off somwhere in a club or something and leaves you by yourself. You could open a set of girls and send this to make her jelous:

"Help me! Hurry back -I'm being molesterd out here!!! "

Then folow up by wispering the following in her ear:

"Help me -look you've either got to kiss me or we need to move right now!"
thats great, im going to use this
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THIS POST IS HANDS DOWN AWESOME!!! HOW DO I BOOK MARK IT!>?!! LOL

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nice work ppl... these txing openers could b used in the field also thats whats ingenus about the....

opening a 1 or 2 set

PUA: stop it!
HB: wot r u talking about
PUA: Stop thinking about me...
HB: smiles

then the games beings
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wow great stuff
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haha im definitely going to use some of those for the Push Pull

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samboo
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Hey Guys,

I met this Hb8 at a social party and shes was seeking rapport, and asking all sorts of questions giving me all sorts of IOI's... but instead of gaming her I overnegged her and I was gaming her sister instead and I felt as if she was jealous... anyway I ended up getting her number from my freind and I texted her tonight saying hi Christine.. she replied with Whose this eventhough my freind had given her my number as well... so she knew who it was.. well anyway I told her who I was and 20mins later she goes O. Thats it I got an O from her, and I am like damn it .... is this girl trying to play hard to get, or is she not interested anymore.... I am not experienced so I dont knoww.. well anyway just from her response, I didnt bother texting her back with anything... so what do you guys think?? what should I do next? I mean I wanna get to know the girl and she even told my freind before this party that she would be interested in me.. but I think I fucked it up during this party... bad first impression....So need your help guys please let me know AsAp....

SamBoo
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my mate has this one that i like.
u send a text saying; i got a game heres a interesting fact, u gotta better it..

it ended up him and this chick texting all night. only prob is u gotta no random facts on very random things. u can escalate this to sexual facts aswell whichis good.

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i have this thread bookmarked and it's gold.


solid gold.
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i also love the alien one!!!! i havent read everything yet but some are really funny!! (C&F)
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