I would say, "oh i didn't know you liked it rough, that sounds kind of kinky. Rawr lol." or you can do say the same thing but without the "rawr" - Mastermind

I love this thread, this stuff is brilliant!
However, the ones of you thinking of using these routines on friends you have for a long time: I tried it yesterday on an HB7 i know for several years and thought of her to be that "open-minded", here's what happened:

Yeehaw:Hey there girl, thanks for the congrats! ( it was my birthday lately)
Her: No problem. I'm sitting in school right now, its very boring.
Yeehaw:Hehe, wanna get some warm thoughts?
Her:Warm thoughts?Take less drugs lol
Yeehaw: Probably you should take more Oh if you only were here, I'd do so much stuff with u... (I'm in Australia right now and shes back home)
Her:U can do much stuff with me lol. This shit here pisses me off, as soon as ive finished school im outta here. I'd like to go to australia too.
Yeehaw:Australia is great! I'm in bed right now, and its dark... if only you were here,I would...
Yeehaw: (after 1 minute) ...show you my new glow-in-the-dark watch ! God knows what you just thought, dirty girl....
Her:Damn, i'm really concerned bout u right now. What did these Australians do to you?
Yeehaw:Alright forget it, i was just bored...blah blah blah

Obviously i'm still a very bad AFC, but anyway, you see that if they know you're usually not like that they immediately think something is wrong and don't think of it as fun. Well, learn from my mistake

Yeehaw

Dude.if i didn't know any better from your 2nd txt I would think you're gay x|.hehe??warm thoughts??
Come on.When she said it's very boring,you couldve said:
'Well...duhh of course it's boring, YOU'RE there or '
or
'*aww hugs* i'm sure you wish you here with me Surfing,beaches,sun,women,scenery and more beaches! ahh this is the LIFE!:D'

Lol for the future, stop WANTING her to respond.You write in a way
where she reads it and knows STRAIGHT away you're looking for a
response which just puts the balls in her court e.g
'dirty girl....' those dots believe it or not are you saying:'So what you
think of that????' but also show uncertainty.End em with 1 dot, or a ,;),:) etc.Your text won't look needy,plus she'll probably try and send
something to get YOUR attention.
Also when you said that line that ended 'I would...'
You could've left it there!Let her think about it and txt her
thoughts,or said:
'... Give you a lesson on how to be as COOL as me ' But never mind.

Her:Damn, I'm really concerned bout u right now. What did these
Australians do to you?

You:Alright forget it...

Lol she's playing with you man!!It's like you're the hunter,
she's the rabbit,and as she starts to hop towards you,you put your damn gun down! come on man stand your ground

Next time if something similar pops up:

'You have no idea!They ...(go into a funny response)....!:I'm traumatised!:P'

*I focus on natural game so all I've said is freestyled,no routine,not tested*

Good Luck Bro.

Cupid

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Hey Cupid,

thanks man for the response... I guess i'm much more AFC than i thought. I just continued talking to her as i did all the other times, just didn't realize that this was actually my mistake (e.g. the three dots, i always used to do that and so does she)

Her:Damn, I'm really concerned bout u right now. What did these
Australians do to you? Wink

You:Alright forget it...

I actually didnt say forget it straight away, i guess that was a bit misleading. I made another joke and stuff, but that was the direction the convo went to.

But anyways, thank you very much for your help, I will definitely use it and learn from it.

PS: Yesterday i chattet with her again and wanted to know why she was that "cramped"(of course in funny way). She responded it's just cause i'm just a friend, and if she didn't know me that well she would have laughed bout it much more. I know that question made me look much more like an AFC, but I wanted to learn from it.
I'm even not really interested in her, i just try to gain some experience and try how stuff works. It's probably not the best to do with a good friend, what do you say?

Yh well she kinda hit the LJBF ball straight home son Persisting with game imo would be like trying punch through a concrete wall,because her opinion of you is set.But no worries because like you said,you aren't really interested in her,move on to the other 10 girls you got lined up

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You literally MISSED a SUPER OPPORTUNITY here and I just HAD to point it out since no one else did!!
She said "If you need a hand with anything tho just msg and I'll see what I can do." Keywords: If you need a HAND with ANYTHING I'll see what I CAN DO!"

You could have responded with something like "Oh I need a hand alright and I can't wait to see what you can do with it!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Please try NOT to miss out on these gem opportunities
in the future!! You're killing me here. No really like gag n all that!

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Some of my favorites and personal openers with my girls is:
"Feeling flirty?" or "Feel like flirting?"
"Im bored. I havent found anyone 2 flirt wit ALL day! Whatcha wearin/doin/etc?"

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Damn this topic has exploded! I have many more cool field tested text message lines and games I want to share soon.

Lets keep posting more text game stuff!

I find girls love it when you give them a role to play that DHV intrinsically, for example:

Me: the pool company sent a sexy girl in a leopard print bikini today...did you pull some strings?
Her: blah blah blah I'm a HB
Me: they also sent the dogwalker...are you sure you called a pool company?
Her:bla blah HB I just want to make you happy
Me:Want to have fun this weekend?
Me: We have choices: Talya is doing a photoshoot in Maui and wants us to come see her (she really wants to meet you)
Me: or (*NOTE: I love sending this one word text message and then waiting 5 to 10 minutes before sending the next one)
Me: Fernando is having a honeymoon party at Venice Beach. If we go we have to wear all white.
Her: bla blah HB maui

Basically give her a situation where she can create her own fantasy lifestyle out of one you have started for her. Girls can really lose themselves in the moment and leads to lot of fun

Take a look here one of the times used this routine, I would love some feedback on it

help-escalate-through-texting-vt47915.html

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Jockin Jay-Z (Travis Barker Remix) --Jay-Z
S.C.O.M --Juelz Santana ft. Fort Minor
Troublemaker --Weezer
Lollipop --L'il Wayne ft. Kanye West
Blind Man --Black Stone Cherry
(suggestions welcome)

These are awesome and been workin good for me.

Last night I number closed and text her when I got home

me: "Sweet dreams, and dont dream of me cuz ill keep ya up all night!"
HB: "Ok i'll try not 2 superman!

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LMAO,
guys these are amazing.
i tried the retards amuse me and it went well!
she said haha very funny, good joke
and then we went into a convo where i used some of the other multiliners....
works wonders

hmm this is what happened to me
Me: Im lurring girls into my house with candy, which one u perfer 1 or 2
after 1h
Her: 1
after 2h
Me: hmm 1 is already over, looks like they prefer it more.
She: who prefer it more?
Me: my victims
She: victims of what
Me: jokes just dont work with u dont they
She: i dont get it... w/e

Few texts between me and my gf:

Me: How's my favourite little brat?

GF: Haha, im fine how's my favourite little rich boy?!


Me:Girls are gross

GF: Well that's a shame seeing as your the biggest girl i know




Me: I just made u check your phonefor no reason...looks like i got u in check.

GF: Seeing as i check my phone every 2 mins for the time...it's not a problem.

Me: (2 mins pass) ...and again



Me:What you up to lessa?!

Gf: Just riding then i'm done, what u doing later looser?:)

Me: Finish at 11, wanna link? I mean i know idont wear a sadle, im not a horse, doesnt stop you from riding me i guess!

Gf: haha dick!



GF: My God i hate the dentists! Still nothing wrong, just hate sitting in that chair and have someone look in my mouth!

Me (after careful consideration i decided to keep this one clean even though it would have been sooo easy) : Sure you didn;t have a crown? You are a queen after all


Gf: LMAO. Buy me one and i'll be your queen.

Me: we'll talk about it after your 'filling' tonight at your place...

Gf: My God...see you tonight.

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This is great man, thanks.

I'll use it!

Good text messages!! Here's something I tried today and it worked!

I've been texting this girl back and forth... Last time we hung out (we made out) I gave her my hat and told her I'd get it back next time we hang out (Mystery's routine) since she lives about an hour away. I was texting her today and during the conversation I said:
PUA: Hey where did you put my hat?
HB9: In my room where all the other hats boys have given me are.
PUA: I feel flattered
HB9: :p (she obviously didn't know what to say)
PUA: So when am I getting it back?
HB9: When you come visit me like you said
PUA: Cool... Cuz I'm running low on hats... I'll come over soon
HB9: Are you really gonna take it back? (she's become attached to it, it served its purpose) And why are you running low, are you giving them out a lot?
PUA: I mean I wouldn't want it to get mixed up with all the other hats you have (the point is to make her admit she was lying) and if you collect them a lot, don't expect me not to give them out... supply and demand you know... (here you're saying 'hey! if you collect them I give them out!' but since she doesn't collect them that implies that you don't give them out.. makes sense?)
HB9: Eww... you can have it back now lol... and NO! it won't get mixed up because I collect shirts and boxers...
PUA: you're obviously lying now... (the point is to make her admit she's lying)
HB9: lying about what?
PUA: the hats
HB9: Yeah I was just kidding
HB9: you happy now?
PUA: Till I see you (push and pull)
BY THE WAY! THIS GIRL IS A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN! GUARANTEED!

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