These are really good. Thanks Man. Looking forward to more

Very well done Jay.

I was just wonderin have you always been good at comin up with things to say off the top of your head or has it just come with much practice?

Very good stuff!!!

I'll use them!

I guess a little of column A and a little of column B. I've always been engrossed in trying to figure out what works during the attraction stages of a relationship.

haha halarious

I heard about this, but don't know who came up with it
It helps with the k-close and probably s-close if altered

Before you go out write on a piece of paper all the things your looking for in a girl, leaving a space after each characteristic / attribute to tick.
e.g humour, attractive, great smile... NB good kisser
Once your out sarging, throughout the entire time you gaming an HB you continously
pull out the piece of paper and tick it when she shows that characteristic / attribute.
If she asks about it, neg her on her inquisitive nature or persistence. After you feel its time for the kiss close, you reveal the context of the paper to her and say:
"You almost scored 100% on my assessment, its a shame you missed one of the requirements i really was starting to like you"
delivery is key, and one must begin to lean in as u deliver the line, slowing down speech as u near her and the end of the line... do ureself a favour and smile aswell:)

have fun with it, i know i have

Props to Jay Wa for all these teases, responses to shit tests and the like. Magical stuff. Much appreciated.

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Great tease routines!

I once told her:

"Hey, that´s a cute smile... I´d hit a blue whale with my slippers until I knock it out just for seeing you do that again"

It was so bizarre that it worked perfectly

"I have a boyfriend" - Her
"Ok... I´m not jealous!" (big smile) You

"I have a boyfriend" - Her
"Yeah, and I got a goldfish it´s called Peter (?)" You

Ok, some of mine...

Don´t kill me, I´m new to this... these are the things I used to tell to pick up girls before I started reading this PUA stuff

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You - "Hey, I need some help... you know, I´m finding Nemo but I couldn´t find him!!"
Her - Hahaha

You - "I bet you 5 bucks I can kiss you without even touch you"
Her - "That´s impossible"
You - "Are you sure? Let´s try"
You lean, slowly getting closer to her lips... and you kiss her!
Her - "Hey you lost! I won 5 bucks!"
You - "Actually, it was worth every cent..."

In the street, walking... You have a HB behind...

You (acting upset) "Excuse me, are you following me?!?!?"
Her (surprised and even afraid) "Nooo!!"
You (with a cute smile) "Ohh that´s too bad, I´d have loved if you did"
She blushes and you already opened...

You (acting kinda nerd) "Hey, I got a friend who´s really shy... he said you´re beautiful and he wants to kiss you"
Her (thinking "your friend is a loser") - "Ok, tell your friend he should have the guts to come here by himself"
You - Ok, let me introduce him...
Then you show her a teddybear, and tell her "well, this is my friend "

You open a 2 set... mother + daughter (target)
You (to the mother) - You should be ashamed!
Her - Excuse me?
You - You´re not a child anymore to play with a Barbie doll in the street (blinking at her daughter)

This is absolute gold! cant wait to try it out! your a genius man

This is absolute gold! cant wait to try it out! your a genius man

ive got something like that......

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"We know us now like 3 minutes and you've started talk about your problems" - You

Well here's a good response to the standard I have a bf bullshit they often give you..

Hb: Im sorry but I have a bf!
PUA: wow you must really think that I'm hitting on you! Well you have nothing to worry about and besides your really not my type!
Hb: (at this point your last comment will usually rock her somewhat and she will usually say..) Why not!?
PUA: Well the fact that you assumed that I was hitting on you makes you sound pretty arrogant and too over confident and those are two qualities that I most definately do not look for in a gf!

This is obviously quite a big neg but I've used it quite a few times with great success because it totally disarms the HB all together!

Then to give her a bit of confidence after that slap in the face I usually say something like;

PUA: look you just seemed like a cute girl with a nice personality when I saw u across the bar and they are two qualities that are desirable, and I'm guessing that half the time most guys only hit on you because of the way you look and you find that a turn off right!?

See with this little routine you've taken all the power away from the HB and demonstrated value to her because you've seen something in her personality beyond the obvious. I gaurantee she'll be listening to ur every word now!

Try it and let me know how it goes!