to any compliments you recieve

You: Aww thats too sweet, you're giving me diabetes!

great! stuff! i tried a couple on the same girl and worked great! or well at least i hope they did lol

HB7: Yea as a matter of fact I am having a bad day
ME: OMG seriously stop doing that!
HB7: What did i do?
Me: thinking about me and smiling! : ) you're doing it right now!
HB7: hahahah were you trying to make my day better? if so, it worked
ME: see? you should be around me more often. you'll never have a bad day : ) i gotta go though, im gonna dance. ill ttyl!
HB7: booo im bored. okay bye

now should I have sent that last text or should I have just kept it short and sweet? Im still a noob at this

good job on these, love the vibe

here's a few along the same vein:

1) hey I'm playing super mario, it reminded me of you!
2) my dog wants someone to play with, come over
3) hey special
4) you must want me so bad right now :p
5) texting is fun! Hey!

these are all gold, field tested, so have fun troops

I just texted this hb and she see's me on msn as well so it worked to my advantage.

me: Oh my god you would not believe what happen to me last nite.

hb: wtf. why are you texting me when you can tell me on msn.

me: Oh shit sorry wrong person

hb: screw you

lolllllllllllllllllll

Prior to this she flaked on a date.

We were suppose to kick it tuesday and so she cancelled cause she don't have a car to come otu and plus her parents are strict very cultural. she always talks about this new movie that's coming out and how bad she wants to see it (i used it against her).

So teh conversation was this:

hb: sorry can't kick it on tuesday

me: Thats' fine, I'm actually at the theaters with my friend watching (named the movie she likes).

hb: you jerk.

me: huh?

hb: thats my favorite movie and you went to see it with a girl?

me: don't worry we only saw 10 minutes of it, she asked me to take her home cause she left the stove on, and we decided tos tay at her house and watch some random movie.


I don't know why but that really lit a fire under her ass and she kept texting me all day long but i ignored her texts.

and then at 12:30 am, text her and said "i am very tired, and going to bed"


lmao

This ist he conversation i'm having with the HB right now

HB says:
whyd u ignore my text?
HB says:
i hate being ignored
HB says:
just thought i'd let u know

Since this one is over and done with.

Text her back and say... Dead? Spending the night with you was like sleeping with a corpse.

Who cares what the outcomes are, she's done... just test this one haha

this went into a different direction with a hb8.5 i just texted... ended up like this :
me : STOP
hb : Okay
me : Finally you were getting kind of annoying...
hb : well i'll try
me : I know it's hard but learn some self control!
me : thinking about me that much can't be healthy...
Now to start a convo.. i really didn't expect the okay reply

If they respond with "okay", just have your cards set out right. I mean usually if someone does not respond with what I expected than I would use another opener as a continuation to that one.

I wrote a text once and I said

me: stop!!!

hb: okay

me: no seriously, stop!!

hb: stop what?

me: thinking about me so much

Lol just used this one on a HB who I know. F-closed her a while back, but she pissed me off.

Met up with her last night and she was pissed as. She invited me to her place but I turned HER down cos I had to get back to my own friends. I'm pretty sure she thinks she has the upper hand over me and every other guy.

So today I sent this.

Me: Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!

HB: Aw i was like wow how sweet then i read that i was a tard

Me: Only after half a bottle of vodka

"KABOOOM! POW!"'

"Sweet, charming, gorgeous, lovable... Well, enough about me. How are you?

"I have a question, hon. Can you handle an honest compliment? - Good, so can I. You go first:)"

"Is that you right now in my tree again? The neighbors are going to call the cops on you, and I’m not bailing you out this time. I warned you about this type of behavior!"

"I'm naked... Quit day-dreaming!"

"I can't sleep. Stop snoring so loud!"

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I AM my DHV.

Conversation I had with an HB8! Used a multiliner from here! We were already planning to meet up that night.. Field Tested.. PUA approved!!

Majishan: You just popped into my head.. So.. HI!!!!.. Now stay out of there...

HB8: Aww.. you're hilarious!!

(I didn't reply for about 30 minutes)

Majishan: I just made you open your phone for no reason.. looks like I got you in check!...

HB8: Haha! Are you bored?

Majishan: Nope.. My phone just misses your phone... But you know.. I'm afraid we are only expressing ourselves in a very "textual" kind of way... i think we better slow it down.. lol!

HB8: Haha! I can't wait to see you tonight! (girl gots a bf)

lol this shit is priceless.

love it

Hey i'm just wondering, these lines, for example the openers are they strictly for opening or can you say these at any time in the conversation?

Awesome post btw, love it, mad props