The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:32 pm 
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i gess i'm gonna be the king of parties
thnx dude


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OMG! robbing other guys girlfriends is so NOT cool!
lol what are you in grade 3 or something . Teague is right man good luck sarging , why do u think there are stuff that are called boyfriend destroyers
Ethics: The unwritten chapter of pua.

Its one thing if you meet a girl who is potential gf material and you really really really find her to be incredible. But from what I see, the majority of PUAs go out looking for a fling, hook up, etc. The willingness to inflict the harm onto another's relationship, even if it is a bad relationship, for such a purpose and then to try to rationalize it with "someone else woulda done it might as well be me" or "only the strong survive" is petty to me. The strong have options, which include not injecting something so toxic into the lives of others. It might as well not not be you who does it.

/end thread jack

Original Poster: Undoubtedly one of the best posts, if not THE best post I've read on here since I joined. Sharing material can be detrimental at times (given the risk that everyone might start using it... ala hey are your nails fake? lol) but you've shown selflessness, wit, and a keen understanding of game. The post is much appreciated, sir!


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jay, plz dont go hollywood on us and start charging haha
these were brilliant!


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jay, plz dont go hollywood on us and start charging haha
these were brilliant!


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How to get her to buy you a drink:

"Don't you know that men are supposed to buy women drinks?" - Her
"Well, I would buy you a drink, but then when you fall in love with me, I wouldn't be sure whether it was actually for me, or because I spoiled you." - You

(note: substitute 'fall in love' with 'fall in like' when appropriate)


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What to say when she calls you out on something:

"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."
haha thats good


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love the neg for "ill have to substitute you for a hotter yonger version of how you are right now"

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Hey Jay Wa, really enjoyed reading this thread. Lernt a lot. Ty


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"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.
That's a great way to close a failed set and keep your value up!
I LOVE this one for that reason.

Thanks for these.

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a few times i have said this and it got a pretty good laugh:
her: i have a boyfriend
you: maybe you should stop hitting on me then (smile)


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What to say when she starts acting up:

"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You
"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her
"Well, that's probably for the best!" - You

LMAO, nice one!!


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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:
Lol i thought of this right now :

hb : I have a boyfriend
pua : Only one? *smile*


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Apparently this one seems to be popular...so I'll add one more

What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend." - Her
"What do you mean? I haven't asked you out yet." - You


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OMG! robbing other guys girlfriends is so NOT cool!
good luck sarging. as I see it, unless it's a friend of yours, or is a very big guy, there's no reason no be stopped by that.

I mean the man couldn't hold on to his girl.
Agreed, if you don't pick her up, some biker asshole is just going to do it instead.

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What to say when she calls:

"Hey, how are you?" - Her
"I'm good, how are you?" - You
"Good." - Her
"Wait, your good? (pause) I bet I could make you SO bad!" - You

Delivery is very important for this one.
If you said that to a any college girl they would be like...uh...great...

i do not suggest this.


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