So last night i went on a date with this incredible girl who is a total fucken 10. big tits big ass, thin waist blonde hair with bangs, and icy blue eyes.
she texts me asking me what im doing friday saturday and sunday. i message her back with who are you? she hits me with its kayla im going trying to bartend at (name of 3 clubs in my area here) and i want you and your friends to come party with me. i proceed to tell her i dont know her at all (paraphrased, i word things crafty, i dont give my secrets away easily) she was baffled and i then said in my head game on, i hit her with an opinion opener via text, i did a few dhv statements which displayed my personality. and it was on from there. i started talking descriptively about this deli/diner near my house and she was all excited about it so i invited her. i then texted her telling im calling her at 4 pm and if she didnt answer then it wasnt meant to be and we will never talk again. she answered on the second ring and we made plans to go out. i took her to a compeltely different place of equal excitement, i teased the hell out of the waitress. and kayla was totally laughing her ass off. i teased her and was very playful with her. we then smoked a bit together on the way back to my house. i made out with her and i purposely didnt fuck close. i told her im not that easy and every time she kissed me i backed off and said thats all you get. finally just when i saw her eyes look at the clock i said to her, im taking you home soon, she asked me how did you know it was time to leave. i said you obviously arnt leaving at 9:30 its already 10. im taking you home at 10:30, i then said a snazzy 1 liner which will remain in my secret arsenal of lines for the time being. i then had her underneath me digging my hands into her back massaging her while making out with her, i grazed my hand on her shaven pussy, and i said to her. thats all you get, i dont escalate if i cant finish the job. she kissed me even harder. and i said to her its time to go. i got up and she was extatic. when i drove her home we had awesome conversation and i teased her. when i said goodbye to her i had gotten out the car, did some funky hand shakes and high fives with her, then i teased her a bit, and she gave me such a great kiss standing on the tip of her toes of her high heeled shoes. i may go to the club she originally invited me to, to see her. ill keep you all posted on my success.

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-JEDI-

Pick Up Guru In Training.

switch around her words
and make her want to come with you instead

lol i forgot to update this, i went on a date with her. we wound up back at my place making out i didnt want to fuck close (well i did want to) i just didnt want to be every other guy shes been with and go for it, i kept teasing her not letting her have me doing such great role reversal i had the power dynamic the whole time, i even blew her off tonight when i said id meet her by saying i had work until 2, she went to a club and i told her that its gonna suck not having me there because none of the guys are gonna be as fun or interesting as me, she responded lmfao you definitely are the most interesting:) im trying seeing her friday night at a club, and i get in that club for free and know sevral of the staff, so its a huge dhv when i go in there. she is promoting for them too, but i kpet my mouth shut about who i know there. this is gonna be fun. im also trying to get her and her friend to come back with me, a 3 some would fucken rock, but ill be happy dropping her friend off, hell at least give me reason to have her hang around me later. ill figure it out in the moment of. oh and dont worry guys i blew her off tonight for another girl. not as hott, but she is fun too, this other girl is like an 8.0 i give her the 8.0because shes got a really nice body and a tongue ring. oh well ill let you know how the rest goes

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-JEDI-

Pick Up Guru In Training.