So I was in my History class when I got this:

Her: Dude. You wanna know something awesome?
Me: Sure.
Her: Kayla is taking me to homecoming.
Me: Ooo what would your boyfriend think??
Her: Well he hasn't asked me so I don't really care.
Me: Aw thats kind of sad... O well at least you get to go with your bff. And i might be going so i will definately show you up on the dance floor so watch out.
Her: Um, excuse me, but you have not yet witnessed my ever so incredible dance moves, so if I were you I'd be the one watching out boy.
Me: Is that a challenge?
Her: Yes. Yes it is.
Me: Youre on

I feel like I did a good job but it doesn't seem like I even played any game. Feel free to be over critical and I'll post a field report of my time at the dance!

-Captain