Hi,
There's this HBB and I don't work directly with her.
she's a bit damaged from past relationships and seems to be on the defensive/ like an emotional rollercoster. She sends me mixed signals though and I've been texting her
She invited my down to her area last time I spoke to her but when I started texting her again here's the conversation (stand-offish). Note, my text game sucks and needs improvements so give me some tips:
Me: Are you at chpt 15 (thought it was another person by the same name - terrible start)
her: "i tink u have the wrong person...." (she knows its me know)
me : aw shit, your not A** **** ?(other girl)
her :no
me: "ahh haha.. i know now. How's things down in xxxxx(suburb)
her: "i don't know since i'm in xxxxx
me: u mentioned u were down in xxxx?
her: "i havent been to xx in a while, going to xx this weekend...... soooo, why are we ; ) at a** ****(other girl)
me: oh so this weekend? i forgot to update my itinerary.. lol.. well when ur dad is ceo of xxx you'll get a wink from me to. life is a garden and im just planting those seeds hehe..
her: good one, let me know when you're reaping the benefits
me : lets just say the crops have been harvested
me: i'm just taking the piss out your question. whats been happening with you lately mrs xxx
her: well last i checked i wasn't married... but things have been really good

very happy finally and things are settling down. how bout you?
me: so no wedding ring? again ill update my itinerary . what are u so happy about? thought it was the thing to be miserable these days. I'm Dxx(name) aka the man. things cant be better as you'll come to know (terrible text )
her- no reply
me : too corny ?
FML.. first post here. halp