Found this on this exact forum and decided to give it a go

"Hey! I need to ask you something that has kept me sleepless and I want you to be totally honest with me
. It might be awkward between us after this but I have to know how you feel. I have kept this in my min
d for a while now but I think it's finally time I'll be straight up and just confront you.... I hope th
is doesn't ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I don't see any other way I c
ould get over this. It wouldn't be fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfull
y, no matter how harsh it is. I just want your honest opinion... Do you like coke or lemonade?"

This is the convo afterwards:

HB9:hahahahahaha ;]
Me: Wrong aswer! U bad..BAD.. Listen, answer it n I wnt hv 2 kill myself. xoxo
HB9: ?
Me: Coke or lemonade? duh. . .Do all cute girls hv 2 b ths dumb:p
HB9: ok i've had enough. don't you dare call me dumb.
Me:Hun no girl can gt enuf of me. u dnt need 2 b smart whn ur pretty, its cool like tht

Its this situation still salvageable or should I move the fuck on?

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No it's not salvageable..

If you really text like that, quit texting. That hurt my eyes to even try to read what you were saying. No girl with an IQ above zero would want to talk to someone like that.

On top of it, you had the audacity to call her dumb.

I hate to criticize, but in this case, it's completely warranted. Learn from it and move on.

Feedback appreciated mate. She texted a couple hours later saying "jerk" the dumb part came out very offensively, I agree

Was a terrible attempt at hot and cold, but I found that funny as fuck.

My texting game needs a SHIT ton of work needa sort it out.

Any tips would be welcome.

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Haha lol no offense that was some horrible text gaming

I see you tried the neg "do all cute girls have to be this dumb"

but honestly even when your jokingly implying that shes "dumb" that still is in some ways an insult lol

You need to practice your text game alot if thats how you text girls

Soncheese x

dude, whatever you were doing, do the opposite.

Well heres what I texted like an hour before that to a HBtall

HBtall: Hey it's ----(tall girl from train.) how are you? Are you a cg or 2d student at --------?
Me: Hey! Yea i remember. Im doin amazng, u? Im2d firs yr
HBtall: Good, really tired, we are hardcore making our movie SPAM.
Me: Sounds lik u need a massage!Whts the movie abou?
HBtall: Its our thrid year team production. Its an action movie called Hot off the Press. Deadline is this Thursday.
Me: Production?must b a big project. Hws ur week lookin
HBtall: I'm always pretty busy monday thru thursday, at school all day and then working in the evening. they let us out for lunch though.
Me: Legit week:] nt really free 4 lunch, wht r u doin on thursdy
Me: Friday i mean
HBtall: Friday's pretty relaxed, i usually pop into school.
Me: Sick, wanna grab a coffee smtym nxt friday at the strbucks?
HBtall: Yea sure sounds good :]
Me: Alrght txt u round thurs 4 the time!
HBtall: sweet

this gets the job done usually, but I just was hoping to try something new, the post above was hilarious! Thx for the feedback, if anyone has any tips on how to convey personality/spark an interesting convo besides the usual hey hw u duin, when you free-ok lets meet-yadayada that would be appreciated.

xoxo

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Seems like you know how to text

how did that turn into the horror show after lol

but just be carefull with your negs

Soncheese x

Haha yea I clicked a http://the-red-mole.blogspot.co.uk/2008 ... art-1.html next thing ya know, trying something completely random. Appreciate the reply mate

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