Hey guys,

I'm new here.

I have been seeing a girl recently and received the followings texts from her yesterday:

“I was so fucked last night”
“I was so fucked before I even went in [club]”
“Wish I slept” “Feel like shit”
“I feel fucked”


I have been ignoring these statements or changing the subject.

Supposing these are shit tests, can you think of any replies to pass?

Here are some replies that spring to mind

“I was so fucked before I even went in [club]” - no shit
“Feel like shit” / “I feel fucked” - er..aw poor baby?


I look forward to your responses

Sounds like a fun girl. /sarcasm/ Can't write a single sentence without swearing. I don't know about you bro, but I wouldn't even want to do anything with a girl like that...well probably one thing, but she has to be really pretty for that.

Anyway... shit tests or not, I ignore when girls do things like this. I would talk to her when she has something to say other than "shit" and "fuck"

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nope not a shit test, she is just checking in and wants to share her night with you (not in person, wants to tell you about it), probably something exciting for her happend and she wants to re-live it by talking about it

You need to read up more on shit-tests good sir; those don't appear to be shit tests at all.

Just go with the flow; no need to ignore her or change the subjects.