Just field tested this tonight because of a shy guy I met with some tattoos... here it goes... enjoy.
PUA: Hey you guys I need a woman's opinion on something.
My friend over there has a unique tattoo.... but get this--his new girlfriend of 2 months wants him to get it lasered off.
Girls: Why? What kind of tattoo is it?
Can I suck you dong? (okay don't expect the last question... just yet)
PUA: Well, the tattoo is a [insert description of tattoo] however.... his ex-girlfriend Stacey paid for it! Because of that, and only because of that, his new gf wants it removed because she says it always reminds her of his past lovers. Do you think she's in the right?
Girls: blah blah blah blah... When can we suck your dong?
At this point we can expand the opener into part 2s and 3s but it's not necessary really.
The reason why I love this opener is because besides being novel it provides social proof in a raw, alpha-male way. After all ure friends are now tattoo covered.
