last night went out and approached my first set, with HI, YOU GIRLS LOOK CUTE, HOWS YOUR NIGHT GOING?, first set opened, when i transitioned one of the girls in the group said buy me a drink, so i said YEAH RIGHT! threw my head back and just laughed but it was a retarded fake laugh that sounded like BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

so it gave me an idea, all night for the rest of the night, i started opening with,

HEY YOU GIRLS LOOK CUTE, CAN I BUY YOU ALL A DRINK?
got mixed answers, some girls said yes, some girls said no,
for the ones that said yes, i just continued with what i said to the first set, YEAH RIGHT! (throw head back) BHAHAHAHAHAHA and moved on, when they said no, i just said, GOOD!! I WASN'T GOING TO BUY ONE ANYWAYS, (throw head back ) BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i continued this utter retardation for the whole night until i opened pretty much all of melrose, some girls got pissed some laughed but i just kept having more fun, i then met back up with my wing(who was in a set) and offered him a drink (this time for real i didnt bhahahaha at him), as i was grabbing my wing a jagerbomb, i was approached by one of the girls i opened earlier with my stupid opener, i talked with her for a bit and got her number, didn't really escalate because she didn't interest me that much (she was decent looking but boring as fuck), for the rest of the night i was re-approached by about 6 girls, maybe opened about 30 sets, anyways i will probably open with this again some time because it was fun

Ahahah, that sounds hilarious bro. The thing that I think worked for you here is definitely not the opener, but the fact that you didnt give a fuck. If you dont give a fuck, people around you notice that and are instantly more attracted to you. Mix that with a talkative, ballsy personality and you have a great combo of attributes. By all means continue with that gem of an opener, but definitely continue not giving a fuck. Pair that attitude with an actual, tested opener and I think youll be amazed at how much your game improves.

Ahaha, golden post bro