Hey guys, just need a little opinion/critique on an opener i've been messing around with. i've probably tried it about 10 times in total, i've only gotten 2 numbers out of it but im convinced its all in the delivery/attitude thats mucking it up 80% of the time.

K, so basically the opener is to see a girl in a line (i.e at a checkout or something) and really blatantly slide in front of her, all with a smile on my face and a cheeky look, of course (im pretty careful not to physically push her or anything, also tend to only do it when shes at the back of the line otherwise someone behind her will get mad).

HB: hey!
Me: Oh sorry, you looked like the nice kind of person who'd let me in
HB: Lol im not blah dee blah
Me: u know sometimes u look at someone and think 'their gonna be a nice person'? yeah, im no good at that, obviously
HB: i AM nice!! blah blah


So i've negged and shes qualified herself, good sign. from there i basically try to transition to something dhv, did c/u smiles a few times, or tease about what shes buying, just whatever. the only problem is if she insists u go back behind her, in which case u've got a bit of DLV going on, when they dont u've got a submissive girl, which i find really hot so its a good way of screening that as well


Like i said, im convinced this can work better than it has been, anyone care to field test it a bit for me?? any opinions?

Suggest she goe in front of you, before she suggests you go behind. You can also throw in a neg or something like saying she is so impatient,so its like your doing the good thing. However, im not to sure if the people behind you might get pissed, but good luck.

HEY!!!

I use a similar line...I go "excuse me" then I slide in, cutting in front of her. Doesn't work all the time, but when it works it great!

But I use it when there's a long line...sometimes I stay, then sometimes I had to go at the end of the line unfortunately. hehe

^great minds think alike sir


Like i said i mostly use it when shes at the back of the line to avoid the whole angry person standing behind her issue. Gave this another spin a few hours ago in the library and bounced the girl (7, short, brunette) straight to a cafe for breakfast, but then some of my mates walked in and i got distracted. got a number though

Brilliant. Good thinking.

Excellent. Next time don't get distracted, unless your NEEDING to be distracted.

daaamn this would work perfect for the lines to get in clubs/bars! im gonna try this sat night.

can anyone think of what to say to maintain a higer value if u are forced to the back of the line by other people (or worst case, her) Maybe if the other people get bitchy, u could say "IM NOT IN LINE! im just talking to (insert name/noun)!"